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Blasted Mechanism

Simply one of the best alternative bands in the world.
by Journas October 9, 2003
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beaster denial

After purchasing a bag of marijuana you thought was chronic, turns out to be in fact the dreaded beasters, the customer is in a state of utter disbelief and shock and refuses to accept the harsh beaster truth, even though his friend instantly smelled the beasters upon initial inspection.
Friend 1:"Hey man, you want to check out the weed I have right now, it is some heady shit."
Friend 2: (upon inspection) "Oh snap you got robbed, those are the beastiest beasters i ever laid my bleedin eyes on you beastcase. And they smell like hay."
Friend 1:"No way dude, I paid twenty a G for these buds!"
Friend 2:"Wow, looks like you are experiencing a classic case of beaster denial."
by Person.0001 April 26, 2011
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basted account

A basted account is a bank account that belongs to someone else , secured/resulting in an unexpected pregnancy from an opportunistic 3rd party.
A BASTED ACCOUNT just made sense to her, the only way she would get any of JACK’s money was if she suddenly became pregnant.
by MILLER604M May 21, 2021
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Stone Blasted

Adjective. Being in a state of considerable intoxication esp. involving multiple substances at the same time.
by withinthecube December 27, 2012
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Vag Blasted

The act of having unprotected sex resulting in pregnancy.
Hey I heard you got vag blasted last week... when are you due?
by browndinner May 14, 2013
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Tassel Blasted

When your co-worker wears a tassel on his ear and then whips his head quickly to the side, blasting you in the face with nothing but pink tassel.
Me: Dude, why is Joe out today?
Jason: Didn't you hear, he got totally tassel blasted
by The Grumpy Munchkin December 2, 2013
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BOTTY BLASTED

When a male rockets their penis inside the rectal cavity of a male or female.
I botty blasted that THOT. Her batty will never be the same again. Her gusset is destroyed
by honest op December 20, 2016
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