battered horn

A sore weenie from a long night of continuous intercourse

I'm nervous to go for a round three because I've already got a battered horn

by Chieflonghorn February 28, 2018

c.b.p. (chapped battered pussy)

When a woman's genitals become raw, sore, inflamed (and may even bleed) from too much vigorous sexual activity.

I've got c.b.p. (chapped battered pussy), we can't have any more sex for a couple of days.

by ydontubendoverandillshowu April 30, 2008

Batteri ting

The type of female who sleeps around with a lot of men on the regular.

Ex. “That girl jaelyn has slept wit about every guy in Toronto she a batteri ting”

by tdotshordyyy December 14, 2018

betterest

the best, its better than better, it's the betterest!!

"my dead baby collection is the betterest"

by Fagdonna May 22, 2004

the battered shrimp

while having sex on the beach the man will pull his penis out rub it in the sand and then go back to fucking her with his sandy penis. possibly making a pearl.

it was our anniversary and he surprised me with the battered shrimp. i did not like it. i hate the beach.

by ear21 May 16, 2010

battered cod

battered cod: the state often mistaken for a conventional hangover, whilst actually being accredited to a full night of call of duty

did craig make it to lectures today??
fuck that you baby killer, he's a battered cod today.

by monkey mangaler October 19, 2009

Bigger is betterism

The idea that everything is better when it is bigger. i.e. giant hick trucks, SUV's, and Hummers.
Assholes with these cars can often be found 3 feet from your fender at 55 mph
Often associated with a tiny peep.

Thats a follower of bigger is betterism, he needs a ladder to get in his truck!

by Karl W. and Janelle H. March 5, 2007