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nutso ballistic

a term used whenever someone is going batshit crazy
“Hey John, why’s he going nutso ballistic on us?”

Apparently he drank too much.”
by barney’s lover December 25, 2021
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Ultra Mega Super Ultimate KooKoo Crazy Ballistic Nigga

A nigga who's niggardry is so powerful that not even Uncle Ruckus can exorcise the nigganess out of said nigga.
The vile nigga in question holds such malice and pure hatred, that if you were to oppose the nigga he would go out of his way to fuck up your whole bloodline’s lives for generations a thousand fold. There is no whip too long nor belt too firm that can beat the ghoulish amount of nigganess out of the nigga. The only thing strong enough to un-ultramegasuperultimatekookoocrazyballisticniggify the nigga who has fell nictim (nigga victim) to such an absurd amount of niggardry is to force the nigga gorge upon a mountain of bland ass mashed potato, so that the inner white person inside the abhorrent nigga’s soul may break free, and put an end to such niggarous tyranny.
BREAKING NEWS: THE ULTRA MEGA SUPER ULTIMATE KOOKOO CRAZY BALLISTIC NIGGA HAS BROKEN FREE FROM HIS CELL!
EVERYBODY GET TO STEPPIN OR WERE ALL FUCKED”

Nigga 1: SHIT NIGGA WERE DOOMED”

Nigga 2: “GET THE FUCK IN THE CAR BEFORE HE GETS HERE”

Ultra Mega Super Ultimate KooKoo Crazy Ballistic Nigga: *sitting in the backseat of they car whilst bashing to fortnite feet*
by Fagneto December 9, 2024
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horror ballistic

That movie was horror ballistic I won’t sleep for days.
by DesmondG March 10, 2022
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el chavo ballistic

something thats supposed to be intimidating that doesnt scare you
"a preschooler is challenging my older brother to a fight"
"literally el chavo ballistic"
by el chavo ballistic September 15, 2021
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Going ballistic

Getting so angry that you literally launch yourself up like a ballistic missile
Wesley: Hey man, how's John doing now?
William: I don't think he's alright, he's going ballistic after his girlfriend left him.
by DJsinusoidz December 2, 2024
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ballister

a gay guy who's arm was chopped of by his bf and ended up adopting a shapeshifting creature
My jaw dropped faster than ballister's arm
by iwantedtousemebutohwell October 17, 2023
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Ballistic

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whitty funny
Peter Griffin: I'm about to go ballistic! *kills several Canadian soldiers*
by The_Condutor July 29, 2021
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