aztec

a log of human waste that is so smooth and clean that no wiping is required upon doing one.

"that was a good shit man, i didn't even need to wipe, it was an aztec"

by jem August 16, 2004

Aztec Warrior

Male person running around wearing nothing but some eagle or jaguar mask and swinging a lenght of wood with sharp pieces of obsidian in it.
No wonder the spanish beat the crap out of them.

Aztec Warrior: "Die Spanish pig!"
Spanish soldier: *BLAM* (kills aztec warrior dead)

by theGreenBunny May 23, 2003

Aztec

Something that is held to the highest level. Synonyms include "paramount".

"Yo man, that s*** was so aztec!"
"Paramount inner-beats!"

by drumhead89 April 3, 2010

aztec stealth

A log of human waste that is so discreet, it is untracable. You do not need to wipe and it hides itself under the bowl so that no flushing is needed either.

Last time i took an aztec stealth, I helped the environment by saving 6 litres of water by not flushing.

by JEM August 16, 2004

Aztecs

British American Football team as in Bristol Aztecs.
Thet are a powerful team yet not as great bath cardinals

hurray, those aztecs have lost to bath again!

by DUDE!!!! September 3, 2004

Azteca

Azteca is one of the most influental romanian trappers.He has a huge penis and has the best trap songs of romania.

Guy: Holy shit!This song is lit!Who sings?
Me:Azteca man he is such a cool rapper!

by Vlad_aals June 20, 2022

The Aztec

Three in the pink, Two in the stink and Three fingers in your own Ass........ Not yet known to be done as of yet, But what an accomplishment if done!!!!!

Try It you may like it?

by Nogs January 22, 2005