Average size

Just a bit bigger than yours

Chad: "mine is average size 😎😎😎"
Brad: "and mine is slightly smaller :((((((((((((((((((((("

by bigbazzascott June 23, 2021

The Law of Averages

The trump card used at a cocktail party to convince someone who has lesser academic background and sophistication and legitimize your argument.

Q: Gun control doesn’t work!

A: Well…The Law of Averages says otherwise.

Q: 2nd amendment!

A: The 2nd amendment has its limits, if it didn’t, there would be no need for civil servants (police).

Q: The government is not taking my guns away!

A: No one said Gun Prohibition, its called gun control.

Q: Government will not control me!

A: It already does, don’t you have an ID?

Q: Yes?

A: The Law of Averages!

by vamonos a la playa January 2, 2013

Average Jane

The female version of an "average Joe". A girl that's rather plain and doesn't stand out in a large crowd.

Girl #1: Omg! That girl in our second period is sooo plain, like geez all she does is listen to the Top 10 hits playlist and watch gossip girl!
Girl #2: I know right! She's such an average Jane.

by lordwussycat June 18, 2015

The Great Average

The average length of a penis, currently 5.1 inches.

When Joe asked what The Great Average was, Ricky replied, and Joe's face was priceless.

by TaxMastersSuck January 21, 2011

average jake

An average size for a penis

He has an average jake. Its the perfect size.

by Romaxx May 28, 2017

average dictionary

A huge, useless book filled with definitions of words that are of less importance than anything on Urban Dictionary.

Guy 1: "Hey, what are you reading?"

Guy 3: "An average dictionary, why?"

Guy 58: "You n00b! Average Dictionary < Urban Dictionary!"

by T0rg0th April 3, 2009

Average Nebraskan

Getting fingerbanged while driving.

AJMSNR: Driving on an interstate highway about 75mph when I see the car in the left lane start to drive a little erratically. As I passed the car on the right I saw what looked like the male passenger finger banging the woman driving, who looked like she was having an orgasm. I quickly got away from them to avoid an accident.
D1MisterGreen: Average Nebraskan

by Steel_Colt November 21, 2022