average as fuck

plain jane.
average as they come.
not breaking any norms.

"That lay was average as fuck mayte"
"YOUR MUM WAS AVERAGE AS FUCK!!"
"Dont worry she is average as fuck"

average as fuck by BANJKATIETANK April 19, 2008

average atomic mass 

The weighted average of the atmoic masses of the naturally occuring isotopes of an element.

Suppose you had a box of marbles that contain 2 sizes of marbles. If 25% of the marbles have the massses of 2.00g each and 75% have the masses of 3.00g each then the average atomic mass would look like this.
(25 marbles x 2.00g = 50g)+(75 marbles x 3.00g = 225g) = 275g / 100 = (an average atomic mass of) 2.75g.

average atomic mass by Killa Chris the Great September 29, 2006

Average Asshole 

Any teenager who's rich parents bought them a LT-1/LS-1 car and pay all expenses for it.

Any teenager that thinks it is cool to make their LT-1/LS-1 car as loud as possible using shitty exhasut and coay hangers to hold it together.

See FuckWagon

I was stuck behind the average asshole today in traffic.
This average asshole was driving his loud-ass camaro like a Fuckwagon

Average Asshole by Aswormboy December 18, 2003

Average Nigga 

A nigga who is Broke , Ugly and IRRELEVANT. This typa nigga will say he's none of the above but that's what makes him an Average Nigga 😀

**** just direct messaged you
(Looks in notifications for name)

" oh it's just an average nigga"

Average Nigga by Luhlmah October 12, 2017

Average penis size

4 inches.

4 inches is more than enough.

Person 1: My penis is about 4 inches long.
Person 2: Wow, thats the average penis size!

Average penis size by suckadickforadollar November 2, 2022

Average Looking Mother Fucker 

An Average Looking Mother Fucker is a drop shot originating in Edmonton Alberta that involves dropping a shot of raspberry vodka in the cheapest energy drink you can find. Often used to start a night after getting zombied the night before.

Get the Average Looking Mother Fuckers lined up!

Average Looking Mother Fucker by JunkYardDog11 August 20, 2010

Average friends 

When two or more friends engage in average friendly banter/conversation, casually.

So there we were, just a few average friends sitting around chewing gum with some casual laughs and stock conversation topics.

Timothy: What were you up to last night, Michael?
Michael: Oh not much, just hung out with some average friends and exchanged standard, run-of-the-mill stories about generalizations.

Average friends by FWSScontact January 7, 2013