Autophilia

1. Getting pleasure out of automobiles.

2. The act of inserting the male penis into the orifices of an automobile.

3. The act of inserting automobile parts or automobile tools, such as a wrench, into the female vagina.

1. Larry: Oh! Hey Bob, look at that piece of sexy machinery right there! (points at a yellow Volkswagen)

Bob: You autophiliac!!!

2. Billy Joe: Oh! (shoves penis into rusty tailpipe) I love you so much you dirty, dirty dirt-bike.

3. Mary: Ooooooo. Your so big Lambo!

Lambo: -no response-

Mary: Oh yah! Harder!

by Valkaris May 4, 2010

Autopilot

The unintentional act of someone falling asleep while giving a BJ and yet still continuing with said BJ while still doing normal functions of the activities

So i was getting a BJ and this girl was on autopilot

by Metal Man XXX core October 4, 2008

Audiophile

Someone who is obsessive about audio quality. This includes audio formats, audio equipment, and ripping processes/programs (I.E. Exact Audio Copy). Audiophile's usually have "trained" ears and are able to distinguish the difference between high quality and bad quality music encoding/components through blind testing.

Person: "Hey will you load this CD on to my computer for me while I go grab something to eat?"

Audiophile: "Sure. Do you want it compressed or lossless?"

Person: "What?"

Audiophile: "What format do you want? ALAC, AIFF, VBR, CBR, AAC, OGG, WMA, WAV?"

Person: "Uhhh..."

Audiophile: "I'll go ahead and rip the CD to FLAC level 8, and you can convert it with dBpoweramp to whatever you want later."

Person: "....kay."

by IsThatDoodie? February 1, 2009

Autiphile

Someone who holds an extremely romanticised view of Autism Spectrum Disorder and aspies

Ana is such an Autiphile, she gets turn on whenever an aspie starts stimming.

by Aezonick November 30, 2016

Commander Autopilot

An extremely sweet kid from Bergen County, NJ who goes to daycare (see defenition). Can be identified by the his sweet part and high voice. Obsessed with Scott Stevens and NJ Devils. Works his ass off in sped classes but still fails and has a combined SAT score of 600.

There goes Commander Autopilot...Wow, how fuckin sweet is he?

by Barry B July 2, 2004

Audiophile

And audiophile also means (apart from other descriptions that the person connects through music

The counselor said my son is an audiophile he always listens to music

by Altoxxgale January 27, 2020

autopilot

a person completely controlled by society who will never stop once in their life and realize how utterly worthless their existence is.

anyone who adds a definition on urban dictionary after there is already 5 definitions.

by daequan October 30, 2003