Chris D'Alton

Life and soul of the party. Last one standing. Compassionate and generous. Modest.

Oh my god Chris D'Alton is the shit !!!

by sdiddly69 October 23, 2013

8805 Alton Av. Jacksonville, Florida

schizophrenics headquarters

"Hey whats the big deal with 8805 Alton Av. Jacksonville, Florida?"

"It's where the Oddkast Magic happens."

by NiggerMauler23 March 19, 2022

alton

a really cute guy that plays sport and is also a jock

u r cute!

by Anonymous October 11, 2003

Being an Alton

Being a douchebag, not unlike Alton Brown of the Food Network.

That guy? He's being an Alton and dancing on pregnant women with soccer cleats on.

by Father Crunkle December 11, 2011

alton

im alton and yeah i am cool

look how cool that alton guy is

by alton July 12, 2004

alton brown

Host of one of the best cooking shows ever made. A unique combination of cooking science, history and cooking equipment overview with a touch of humor and cast of unforgettable characters. Each episode focuses on a particular food or ingredient, such as steak, garlic, squid, gravy, eggplant (yes, eggplant), etc. The recipes are simple and easy to reproduce.

I learned to cook a steak and baked potatoes the best way from watching alton brown on Good Eats.

by bob zimuta May 12, 2006

Alton

A small town in southern Illinois. Filled with white trash wiggers, and hillbillys. They do have a small number of black people there though who many of the residents of Alton think gives them an excuse to act like their town is the ghetto. Many of the residents of Alton are lower middle class, although some of its residents are extremely wealthy. Alton is supposedly one of the most haunted small towns in the USA. A very long time ago Alton,IL had a higher population than St.Louis,MO.

Alton wigger- "YO NIGGA I B STR8 OUTTA A-TOWN!"
Chicago black guy- "What part of Atlanta?"
Alton wigger-"NAH SON MY HOOD B UPPER ALTON 6 1 8 AREA CODE!"
Chicago black guy-"LISSEN HURR HONKEY U BEST SHUT YO MOUF AN QUIT ACTIN BLACK B FO I SNATCH YO ATL BRAVES HAT OFF YO MELON HEAD AN FUCK YO ASS UP!"
Alton wigger-"YO HOMIE ITS ALL GOOD DOG!"
Chicago black guys gun-"BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!!"
Chicago black guy-"BITCH ASS PUSSY MUTHA FUCKA!!"

by diarena December 29, 2008