An individual who creeps on people through words, such as talking about doing creepy things to freak the other person out.
Taylor: Tom just told me that he stares at me while I sleep!!
Justin: Relax, hes just an Audio Creeper.
Justin: Relax, hes just an Audio Creeper.
by DeathofMay May 19, 2011
Get the Audio Creepermug. The scientific term for selective hearing men experience when engaging in conversation with the opposite sex.
Bethany and Tatiyane one Saturday afternoon at the local shopping mall, in the food court, having skinny latte's
Bethany: "My husband is such a jerk, he never listens to me"
Tatiyane: "You read my mind b-girl, its like my hubby only responds when I say I'm horny or talk about my fitness instructor's really inappropriate workout attire that completely exposes her huge breasts"
Bethany: "Men are such dooshes"
Random male passer-byer: "Hi ladies, I couldn't help but over-hear your conversation. Did you know four out of every three men suffer from audio dyslexia? Your husbands are crippled by a terrible disease ladies, it's a harsh reality and your complaining isn't making it any easier for them... i'm just saying... four out of every three.."
Bethany: "My husband is such a jerk, he never listens to me"
Tatiyane: "You read my mind b-girl, its like my hubby only responds when I say I'm horny or talk about my fitness instructor's really inappropriate workout attire that completely exposes her huge breasts"
Bethany: "Men are such dooshes"
Random male passer-byer: "Hi ladies, I couldn't help but over-hear your conversation. Did you know four out of every three men suffer from audio dyslexia? Your husbands are crippled by a terrible disease ladies, it's a harsh reality and your complaining isn't making it any easier for them... i'm just saying... four out of every three.."
by Scorpian King March 1, 2011
Get the Audio Dyslexiamug. by Bill Cosby 6969696 May 28, 2019
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Driving recklessly, extremely fast and with no regards for any traffic laws what so ever. More points are awarded for more dangerous and technical maneuvers: passing on the shoulder, speed in excess of 120mph, and cutting across 3 or more lanes of traffic to make a gap.
Other forms: audio slavin, audio slaved, audio slavage
In reference to the Audio Slave music video "Show me how to live"
Other forms: audio slavin, audio slaved, audio slavage
In reference to the Audio Slave music video "Show me how to live"
"Dude it only took me 15 minutes to get here."
"Weren't you like 30 minutes away?"
"Ya well I decided to Audio Slave it!"
or
"Dude I was audio slaving on my way here and passed like 4 cars on the shoulder doing 140mph!"
"Weren't you like 30 minutes away?"
"Ya well I decided to Audio Slave it!"
or
"Dude I was audio slaving on my way here and passed like 4 cars on the shoulder doing 140mph!"
by Brian Wright January 16, 2008
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