Assuntha

Assuntha is a fine lady that will capture anyone's heart with her own charm. She is the bestest friend you can ever have. However she has no talent, but she likes to learn more things in life. Assuntha is brutally honest type of a person but still tries to be honest in a nice way.

Person 1: Have you met Assuntha?

Person 2: Actually yeah, she is very strict and honest but it doesn't matter, 'cause I think she's fine asf.

Person 1: Ikr.

by samisamiii June 9, 2021

assunta capussy

alter ego of assunta capuozzo, a material gworl who kicked out her daughters cuz she’s tha kween😝 capussy’s her yassified version and a general of the new badussy war😭😔💔

“dalla non amica, assunta caPUSSY”

by jiafei July 6, 2022

assinteeth

an adjective, used to describe something of horrible taste or smell, as iff you had ass in your teeth.

"man, that 6 week old coleslaw is assinteeth!"

by Jarrett October 7, 2003

asscunt

someone who moves in on a person intending to do harm under the guise of ignorant innocence

John: watch this video. this guy walks up on this black lady with a camera and she ends up getting charged with assault for trying to knock his camera out of his hands. The whole time he plays ignorant even though he's poking her.

Ted: What a fucking asscunt.

John: no kidding. effective tho. if he wanted her out of his neighbourhood he won.

Ted: yeah.. I guess so. He won like an asscunt. Can you believe the law protects these people?

John: ... fuck.. I guess so. not every law tho

by dicklickinballs October 10, 2017

asscunt

a merger between the asshole and the cunt. most often someone of whit with low strength and low principal. most often male, asscunts are known to provoke and withdrawl. it is theorized that asscunts are an unfortunate byproduct of the West's protection of free speech and discrimination of violent offenders. while in other parts of the world, asscunty traits are eliminated rather rapidly, they tend to thrive in areas that promote defense of the pre-evolved form of asscunts known simply as shitbags. often deserving of a good beat down but illusive enough to evade any such due harm.

John: Quinton was fucking with this kid - taking shots at him big time. Humiliating him. That's when buddy leapt for em but somehow the asscunt evaded him. and somehow he got everybody to laugh at this guy who didn't do anything wrong. can you believe society gives these people props?

Ted: yeah... unfortunately.

by dicklickinballs October 10, 2017

assumtions

For people who don’t know how to spell Assumptions.

Naomii made too many assumtions this week.

by Assumtion February 20, 2018

assunder

Assunder or asdundry is actually derived from old English 'assundran' meaning to separate or break into small pieces. Some believe it's Southern slang, but here we must "beg to differ."

The family has been torn assunder by the great loss it suffered.

by Rhymaka May 21, 2019