A person that hangs out in front of your local gas station selling pictures of lesbian camletoes for three dollars and fifty cents so he can put his kid through school you got me
by Rusty trombone January 20, 2017
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by lawzer February 7, 2005
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Natis Homo Erectus. The Quintessential horndog seeing that the buttocks are the rawest form of pleasure for male homo sapiens. It is reminiscent of our ancestral past when most of us would exclusively have nasty in and out from the back since the vagina was turned pointing to the back. That is, until the dawn of bipedalism in which evolution not only changed the orientation of the female vagina (pointing down), but also (and some interpret this as a mistake of evolution) forced the male to now face his potential mate-for-eternity and communicate through sweaty and embarrassing facial expressions that would otherwise be a sign of constipation in polite society.
Dude #1 - "dude man, look at the size of that ass! damn! fuck yeah! you know I wanna..... (and other ancestral hoots and hollers)"
Gentleman - "dude, your such an ass-man. You're disgusting. You have no idea if she wiped or not"
Dude #1 - "(more ancestral hoots and hollers)"
Gentleman - "dude, your such an ass-man. You're disgusting. You have no idea if she wiped or not"
Dude #1 - "(more ancestral hoots and hollers)"
by thequalifier October 5, 2010
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Just thought you people should know... it's a real word, you just spelled it wrong.
Just thought you people should know... it's a real word, you just spelled it wrong.
by bluediamond286 January 3, 2008
Get the assanine mug.When one decides to put a condom full of baking soda down his rectum. He then has vingear poured down the crack of his ass, into his anus, thus creating a volcanic explosion.
by Ganstalicious69 September 8, 2006
Get the asscano mug.(v.): To prosecute somebody for one offence because you can't or won't prosecute them for what you actually want them convicted of; to charge somebody you believe has comitted a crime with the wrong offence.
Named in honour of Julian Assange, the first prominent case of Assanging.
Named in honour of Julian Assange, the first prominent case of Assanging.
Lawyer: "My client has been Assanged."
Press: "Police claim littering should be charged as more serious vandalism-type offences because it 'damages the street' but campaign groups say that is 'blatant Assanging'."
Defendant: "I did these things, your honour, I've not been framed - I've been Assanged!"
Judge: "In throwing out this case I must wonder why the prosecution believed they could Assange this man."
Press: "Police claim littering should be charged as more serious vandalism-type offences because it 'damages the street' but campaign groups say that is 'blatant Assanging'."
Defendant: "I did these things, your honour, I've not been framed - I've been Assanged!"
Judge: "In throwing out this case I must wonder why the prosecution believed they could Assange this man."
by TheScottishMafia December 9, 2010
Get the Assange mug.The process of justification through the conjuring of numbers derived from one's anus. Often pertaining to the process off budgetification.
"According to my calculations we'll need approximately 1.21 teraflops and an an ice cream truck filled with dead hookers."
"Was that derrived from a baeysian algorythm?"
"No man, it's just assmath."
"Was that derrived from a baeysian algorythm?"
"No man, it's just assmath."
by crunchyk9 May 14, 2008
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