assage

Bastardization of "ownage" and "ass".
"That kicks ass" + "That owns"

"Kick assage!"

by Dur.... May 3, 2003

assmaggot

A whiny, sniveling, and ungrateful person. This word coined (AFAIK) by Nihil8r, and first used on the comments board at fark.com on 4/30/03.

how about you be mature and gracious they did you a favor you goddamned assmaggot (From the original posting.)

by Pending April 30, 2003

asslamp

when someone is just being plain shit

"dont be such an asslamp m8"

by J of all trades May 25, 2016

Assbag

An assbag is someone who is homophobic, sexist,racist or just a total jerk,No one likes an assbag so don’t be one

Aidan was such an assbag to Tina at the party yesterday, he called her a fat gay slut.

by db63 December 5, 2017

asslashed

Asslashed is a unexpected nasal sensory attack and injury to one's neck movement in disgust to someone’s foul ass gas making them nauseated. Symptoms include verbal disgust, immediate evacuation of the vicinity of the person smelling such, feelings and/or actual vomiting, , noticeable change in one's candor and/or appearance from pleasant to disgusted.

The ass gas that came out of Richie's was so foul, gross, and repulsive, that I got asslashed.

by SWROBERTS August 12, 2018

asswagger syndrome

a sickness that you believe you know it all but in actuality you don't.

my friend has been diagnosed with asswagger syndrome

by daim yalter November 25, 2018

asslaughter

When your farts are so terrible, they kill people

Shawn is going to jail for committing asslaughter

by Sarcia26 August 23, 2019