Where's the lube? Gotta go to the fridge and use the next best thing - Mayonaise
Mayonaise + Lube = Assinaise
Mayonaise + Lube = Assinaise
by Astam Outh August 19, 2009
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"You think your hard? You wouldnt last 5 minutes in Ashington.
"You think your hard? You wouldnt last 5 minutes in Ashington.
by Dazzy Def February 20, 2009
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Acting in a manner consistent with an ass (either a jackass or just an ass ass). Braying arrogantly and assishly. Producing excrement when one acts or speaks. See Donald Trump.
by SusieSweetCheeks November 17, 2016
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person a: "if a human and a dog conceived, would the female get pregnant and give birth to a humandog? asking for a friend."
person b: wtf
person b: wtf
by mouthrat December 28, 2021
Get the asking for a friend mug.An assignment (typically for school) that is given for the sake of having an assignment.
Bullshit assignments relate to the course, but they do not particularly advance your knowledge in said course. Since these assignments are not useful for actually learning, they are bullshit assignments. It is just a bunch of busy work that makes life more frustrating than it already is... Especially since the assignment shouldn't exist in the first place!
Bullshit assignments relate to the course, but they do not particularly advance your knowledge in said course. Since these assignments are not useful for actually learning, they are bullshit assignments. It is just a bunch of busy work that makes life more frustrating than it already is... Especially since the assignment shouldn't exist in the first place!
Some courses require essentially no homework. The teachers will begin to feel as if they are doing a poor job because of this, and in effect, will create a totally bullshit assignment in order to justify their lack of assignments.
by themeaning39 March 21, 2011
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by ZenB22 November 2, 2018
Get the Asking for a friend mug.When you intentionally eat something that will cause you to forcefully evacuate your bowels. Leaving you feeling fresh and cleaned out.
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