Asico

Asia + Mexico = Asico.

Asico is a place, such as California, where the Asians and Mexicans have taken over, barely speaking English and taking everyone's jobs. They're everywhere, and you hardly see people of other races there.

1. Man, when did the United States turn into Asia and Mexico?
2. I don't know, but it's Asico now.

Asicoian: Where... the... store...?
Person: Down south, past the border of Mexico, or over west in Asia. Have a nice trip!

by Cimmette September 8, 2008

Asschach

The imprint left on a black leather chair from sitting there naked after powdering your taint with goldbond or baby powder.

Person # 1: -Dude someone left a narsty Asschach on my dad's computer chair!
Person # 2: -Yeah, it kind of looks like a strange white bat.

by DJShadowNinja September 2, 2013

Asscheek the player

A male who thinks they're the shit and they are a player

Asscheek the player fingered himself

by The Fucker 69 October 13, 2016

Asscavating

the process of digging something out of one's ass, the act of dislodging a wedgie from the recesses of one's butt cheeks.

That guy is totally asscavating his wedgie.

by K-Lube March 30, 2006

assicles

Small flecks of turd that cling to your anus hair that require a scraper, or similar instrument, to remove.

Toilet paper just wasn't enough to get rid of those assicles so I also used the flattened roll.

by Emresh June 24, 2006

ASIC

Aplication Specific Integrated Circuit. An integrated circuit designed to perform one particular function very quickly.

In networking hardware such as switches: a hardware chip that determines what port to forward data to. An ASIC can forward packets at line speed because it works only on that single task.

by Jim F July 23, 2005

asscheese

A thick, greasy substance usually emitting an unpleasant ordor, comprised primarily of sweat and fart juice and found in the crack between the buttocks.

Damn, that asscheese left a racin' stripe in my drawers again!

by Steve January 6, 2003