asshatty

A word that describes the actions of a giant douche bag like John Mayer. Adapted from, "I want to wear your ass like a hat."

Example 1: When John Mayer described having sex with Jessica Simpson like sexual napalm, he was acting in an asshatty way.

by hotdanman March 6, 2010

Ashitton

A very large quantity; too large a number to rationalize.

"Yo man, Frank's mom had her tenth kid!"

"That's ashitton of kids man."

by Silly T and the Dildo Kids April 30, 2012

assbitcher

ass + bitch or aidan murphy

you assbitcher

by mboy321 April 28, 2016

Asshat magnet

I always attract asshats

All I seem to do is attract asshat magnets

by Geo Voom September 9, 2016

asshat

A person, of either gender, whose behavior displays such ignorance/obnoxiousness that you would like to make them wear their own ass as a hat.

Usage: "Can you believe that my boss is making me stay until 9 pm on a Friday!?" "What an asshat."

by c g ball September 22, 2005

Asshatchery

Noun: A place where asshats congeal, usually gutters and online chat rooms.

Jonny: a/s/l?
Betty: OMFG im t0t4lly naked n u r h0rny for me!
Jonny: damn, i found an asshatchery...

Child: My mom said I cant go over 'cuz your house is an asshatchery...

by Chronnie January 6, 2008

Akshita

1. A sexy diva; classy. Is commonly found with matching accessories. Also known as sexysquared (s^2).

Girl one: "You're such an Akshita! Teach me your ways!"
Girl two: "I know, I'm cool :)"

by tinkerb3ll February 2, 2008