asscrotch

The area just above your asscheeks. Also considered plumber's crack and where girl's thongs are exposed (whaletail).

"I ran so much that my asscrotch was wet with sweat"

by ray hidalgo February 1, 2006

Asstronut

Someone who really enjoys all the different forms of anal sex.

I had to go see a proctologist. He put his finger up my ass. I thought, "Man he has a big finger!" Then I realized that both his hands were on my hips. What an Asstronut!

by Dick Brown December 9, 2006

assrot

A potent and evil smell originating from the anal cavity. This is the end result from a random and unusual mixture of foods. I.e Coffee, cesar salad and curry.

Sue Ellen: Awh heck Bill! What da hell is that turrible smell?
Bill: Ahhh, sorry Suzie, I got the toots again.
Sue Ellen: Damnit boy! That ain't the toots, it's a severe case of assrot.
Bill: Well, atleast we know what to call 'em now.

by Dick Ears July 26, 2010

assfront

Somtimes know as a cuntgut. It is when a persons belly resembles an ass, in the front.

Oh, I thought that bitch was facing backwards but it was just her assfront.

by funrelz February 22, 2018

assprong

Someone who is being compared to a penis that has been used for Anal sex.

HEY! You assprong, get the fuck outta the gay bar!

by Los_bastardo August 9, 2004

Assprod

Short for Assistant Producer, who's job is to to prod you in the ass to keep working. Common in the film, TV and game industries.

I was taking a nice nap under my desk till that Assprod came by and hassled me.

by Ray Babycakes July 20, 2006

assfore

Will get you asking, "What is an ass for."

Guy-1 "Dude, Whats an assfore?"
Guy-2 "Shitting silly."

by Bernard the wet slapper January 20, 2008