AsphaltChicken

An AsphaltChicken is the most dangerous enemy to encounter in most games.
Since HL1DM, cs 0.1beta and TFC...every gamer around the world is beware of that of tha special player...

noob: "hey..the chicken is cheating..nobody can be that good, quick and impossible to overrule!"

AsphaltChicken:" hey noob..the only cheat i´ve got running is the weed in my blood..so call me a bio-cheater..anything else will get u hunt down for good!"

by AsphaltChicken February 24, 2005

Asphalty

When someone is concrete or serious as fuck with a answer it is Asphalty

That hoe was ugly . Put that on my moms I'm Asphalty

by A crew of blacks May 23, 2016

Asphalto

God of Andorra, father of three god children, creator of feet fetish and diarrhea

Asphalto Fucked my mom

by Asphalto Dios de Andorra March 11, 2022

Asphalting

A practice of military online troop trolls in cyber hybrid warfare whereby grassroots movements are triggered in another country to promote a foreign agenda, destabilize domestic politics, or simply to instill chaos with no particular aim.

Example:

Russia conducted a cyber operation focused on asphalting, i.e., creating hundreds of social media groups and accounts which grew in size with actual profiles following those accounts, and organized protests amid election campaigns in foreign countries to destabalize the political discourse and polarize the population.

This practice has been coined as Asphalting.

Asphalting is the contemporary version of Divide and Conquer.

Russia's asphalting tactics destabilised the US 2016 elections.

by Ivo Vaz November 19, 2023