Asif

A boy who is sexy and has a lovely personality.

Example:I have a boyfriend called asif 😍
He is just right.

by Jamzirah December 26, 2019

Assif

A super nice mother who is also kind of a loser. They are still kinda cool though

Omg you are such an Assif 🤪

by I bet you don’t know who I am April 25, 2022

Assifier

A butt-plug.

Check out Stan's new Assifier! It's the biggest butt-plug I've ever seen!

by bler33 September 9, 2010

assifer

A combination between "Lucifer" and Jennifer...as in Jennifer Lopez.

This word is also in reference to Jennifer Lopez's famous big ass.

Someone who is evil and desecrates the sacrament of marriage by marrying over and over again.

"She's such an assifer-- how many times will she marry again?"

by Jickee July 31, 2004

Asif

A wrinkly, tired old man. Doesn't sleep much. Also talks and laughs wayy too much for his own good. Is also a little bit of a perv!

Asif needs to sleep really badly!

by mkhan December 30, 2007

Asifalis

As if it is, in a disease form.

Asifalis your not gay!

by Wehay July 17, 2003

assified

when your ass has suddenly become so huge in such a short period of time...

omigosh... over the weekend i became assified...

by Bridster April 14, 2005