A person who spends every waking minute of his life masturbating. His hand is permanently covered with white fluids and and his face is always drenched in sweat. He smells like a funeral and is afraid of any non-virgin.
by TheConnoisseur August 09, 2020
Tall, ginger, gorgeous. One of the nicest boys you could ever meet in your life, so caring and never lets you down. Athletic, smart, talented at the guitar. One of the funniest guys ever, has a great taste in music and is just an amazing guy in general. Give good tight hugs and treats his girlfriend/crush with respect and love
by constantly_crying July 09, 2019
by jims steak was raw February 07, 2020
Old ignorant, racist, bigoted, or all of the above asshole who can't get past the societal norms of 1952.
The Archie Bunker type.
The Archie Bunker type.
by GrumpyMcFuzzball August 18, 2019
A person who spends every waking minute of his life masturbating. His hand is permanently covered with white fluids and and his face is always drenched in sweat. He smells like a funeral and is afraid of any non-virgin.
by TheConnoisseur August 09, 2020
by IpEiRcedMYFo0tonAspIkeeE June 11, 2019