Applebees

Noun - The act of anal intercourse a.k.a. butt sex. Fucking someone in the ass.

Comes from the clientele of a popular US restaurant chain who enjoy frequenting the establishment and then going home to perform the sex act usually as a first date. Skeezy guys invite somewhat innocent girls out for dinner at the restaurant. It's cheap, s the skeezy guy isn't putting much up, but somewhat well known and respectable so the girl will put out. All girls who accept invitations to Applebee's from skeezy guys will put out in the butt, because they all love it in the butt.

"She loves going to Applebees."

"He loves taking girls to Applebees."

"Do you want to go to Applebees?"

"Where a condom when you go to Applebees."

"You shouldn't take me to Applebees tonight, I had spicy Thai food for lunch."

by Xylitol November 1, 2014

applebees whore

a five dollar prostitute handing out million dollar obama bills

applebees whore: you guys want obama bills?

Nick: what does it say on the back?

applebees whore: basically she'll suck your dick for 5 dollars

by the lubrication bandit May 23, 2009

going to applebees

when you and another person/people go behind an applebees restaurant, behind the dumpster and proceed to have anal, oral, and vaginal sex.

I heard that David and Rachel were going to applebees later after he got done working.

by David applebees Donahue July 1, 2011

taking grandma to applebees

doing her from behind while she's bent over on a walker, while simultaneously eating ribs off her back.

Dude, I had such a crazy time with that bitch last night! Let's just say we got wasted, and then I was definitely taking grandma to applebees!

by asian cole November 13, 2010

Johnny Appleseed

When some one puts cold apple sauce in their mouth and then performs fellatio on a male.

Variants:

Alaskan Johnny Appleseed: Frozen Apple sauce

Johnny Appleseed down under: Johnny Appleseed performed from behind

BUDDY: "Some dude in the bar last night pulled out the Mott's Apple Sauce, filled his mouth with it and went down on me!"

ME: "No Shit! it's called a Johnny Appleseed"

by Patriot Academy Cadre June 8, 2011

applebees

*pp swol*

i went to fortnite after playing on my applebees
*pp extendus*

by Half of 0 January 22, 2019

Johnny Appleseed

The quantitative mixture of malt liquor, bagged/boxed crisp white wine. This lovely cocktail is crisp and refreshing, while providing you with the alcohol percentage you need to have a fun filled evening.

Dude i was drinking some Johnny Appleseed and shared it with this chick, she became my wife after!

by foodknowledge February 21, 2011