accillident

<noun> A word used to denote those small silly accidents which sometimes take us by surprise, and which could have been avoided, had we only paid better attention.

Accillidents are a common occurrence with ADD sufferers, university professors and the elderly who still insist they can drive, "There's nothing wrong with my eyesight Neville!".

Accillidents are also often excluded in insurance policies, falling under the proviso "Random Acts of God's Sense of Humour".

Neville's boss: "Why are you late Neville?

Neville: "Sorry sir, my grandmother had a bit of an accillident this morning. She mistook the lawnmower for her wheelchair, and it took us quite a while to catch up with her."

by photofx March 23, 2010

Ancient Chinese Secret

Lo Wang from the game Shadow Warrior (the classic one) says that when he finds a secret.

*finds an secret door and finds a fortune cookie that gives 50+ hp and a funny fortune quote*
Lo Wang: Ancient Chinese Secret!

by Yo Guck Fourself February 11, 2019

Ancient Greeks

The Motherfuckers who made math

The Ancient Greeks- How shall we be remembered?
Also Ancient Greeks- MaTh

by Ittz_Random October 22, 2020

Aacilm

You spelt the name “Camila” in alphabetical order

I spelt my name a alphabetical order! aacilm

by Youcameheretosearchrandomstuff June 24, 2021

acil

The best person you can ever meat in your entire life he is kind smart funny and very cool

Acil the best

by Ziz w77 November 20, 2021

Ancient Babylonian Math

A last ditch excuse to avoid getting with friends when you are really getting ready for bed. Reference to how the ancient Babylonians counting sheep.

A: Hey, do you want to go to a hot tub in like 20 minutes?
B: Sorry, I need to study ancient Babylonian math

by carhepsin October 6, 2021

anceliban

anceliban is a arabic version for the name of Real Madrid's coach Carlo Ancelotti when he puts in a bad performence.

man this anceliban guy has got to get sacked

by fajny March 2, 2023