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alphine

The one the only. The wierd but chill guy
He is such an Alphine soo chill but odd
by Ghost of 1234 January 4, 2018
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Alpine Nesting Syndrome

ANS is a serious condition discovered by doctors in 1972. Symptoms of ANS vary, from picking up twigs and leaves with your mouth to sprouting 'feathers' and sitting on said nests for weeks at a time waiting for your young to hatch, but there is no young because you are crazy. There is no cure for ANS, you have to live with this disease forever.
Currently, ANS patients are being held hostage in China and are being used to breed genetically mutated birds of war for the chinese government. Any patient found to have ANS is shipped against their will to China to continue this experiment. Some may be shipped to N.Korea to aid in nuclear testing.
wow that guy has got a severe case of Alpine Nesting Syndrome, what a deuche
by RapetheWalrus November 1, 2006
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Alping

Rudely shooting down someone who is trying to get your attention in a social situation.
Wow! Did you see Ryan? He's totally Alping that girl who was trying to dance with him! He just shook his head and walked away!
by Tripnastic November 22, 2011
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Aphinop

An ex-CIA agent from the royal court of thailand. has been spotted in california pursuing Michelle semenhome and other digusting hoes.
dude aphinop...
by seeman69 September 2, 2010
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Alpine Peaks

When a man ejaculates in a woman's mouth, she then passes the ejaculate to him in a kiss, and he blows the white frothy liquid over her breasts making them look like snowy peaks.
After receiving a blow job, then snowballing with his girlfriend the man blows the cum on her chest giving her Alpine Peaks.
by 2k3bandit December 23, 2013
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alphanso

An amazing person that everyone loves and adores. Get yourself an alphanso, unless the have a s/o. Then back off.
All the girls are looking at Alphanso!
by cAYLYNNN April 24, 2021
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Alpine Ice Slide

Taking a human bowl movement, freezing it and using it as a dildo.
I took a huge dump the other night and then gave my girlfriend an alpine ice slide.
by NeophyteMaster March 25, 2009
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