that one time or that one guy that's different. If everytime it happens this way. The almerst is the almost always yet not always, which is kinda what we do mean when we say always, but that's not what always is supposed to mean so we need another word that means almost always yet not always. this specific Time it's not the same as always and that's the almerst. Maybe this one other time too, cause that's still almost always yet not always. It's also this moment in science where a thousand times it happens this way with these specific conditions. And then this thousandth and 6th time it changed. Didn't happen this way. Why?... perhaps a fly buzzed around without being noticed and chaged the whole experiment or it just doesn’t always happen the way that it looks like it always happens. It's that one seemingly impossible time when flipping a coin where it somehow lands on the curved edge instead of either of the two flat sides. and than the almerst is also the person in a situation where everyone expects an action or behavior based on "look" or stereotypes or judgment etc and then well nope. This one particular person doesn't ever do it or act that way. Might look like one of the group or stereotype yet just isn't at all. Or well for example one guy outside was called a junkie or homeless guy and well wasn't. He was actually unique with two college degrees and immune to coke heroin meth and crack so he can't do any of it. And was outside for buddhistic ideals
Shhh, that's the almerst and will sue you for slander if you cause him a homeless guy cause he's immune to drugs and is actually a buddhist monk or sadhu wondering like the old days...
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Who be there for his family, friends but no one is there for them. is darkness in the inside. But never gets broke. Music is everything.
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Who be there for his family, friends but no one is there for them. is darkness in the inside. But never gets broke. Music is everything.
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1. A walking indictment of the system. When someone drinks, drives, obliterates a coworker’s car, injures them, runs from the scene, gets arrested later, shows up on the evening news… and somehow keeps their job like they just missed a staff meeting.
2. The ultimate “rules are for other people” speed-run. A flawless execution of criminal stupidity paired with god-tier immunity.
3. (verb) To Almeida a situation – to stack felonies, lawsuits, and headlines, then stroll back into work untouched while everyone else wonders why they even try to be decent humans.
1. A walking indictment of the system. When someone drinks, drives, obliterates a coworker’s car, injures them, runs from the scene, gets arrested later, shows up on the evening news… and somehow keeps their job like they just missed a staff meeting.
2. The ultimate “rules are for other people” speed-run. A flawless execution of criminal stupidity paired with god-tier immunity.
3. (verb) To Almeida a situation – to stack felonies, lawsuits, and headlines, then stroll back into work untouched while everyone else wonders why they even try to be decent humans.
Example sentences:
“That wasn’t an accident — that was an Almeida.”
“If I did one-tenth of that, I’d be unemployed, bankrupt, and shunned. She Almeida’d it and got benefits.”
“HR watched the mugshot, shrugged, and said ‘she’s still good.’ Legendary Almeida behavior.”
“That wasn’t an accident — that was an Almeida.”
“If I did one-tenth of that, I’d be unemployed, bankrupt, and shunned. She Almeida’d it and got benefits.”
“HR watched the mugshot, shrugged, and said ‘she’s still good.’ Legendary Almeida behavior.”
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