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Alexed

A level of drunkenness characterized by a total lapse of lucidity, a lack of logical thinking, and a tendency to post meaningless philosophical dribble to one's story. From least to greatest, the scale of drunkenness goes: Buzzed, Tipsy, Drunk, Wasted, Alexed.
Did you see Kom during the Trail of Tears? That man got Alexed before 4:00 P.M.!
by YaBoySquare May 19, 2017
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Alice Eve

1.Hot, sexy, blonde, english actress.

2.Starred in "She's Out of My League"(next to Jay Baruchel).

3.One of the sexiest women on the fucking planet who needs to be in more movies.

4. Pretty decent actress, though you cant really tell because you wont see past her tits, legs, ass, and very pretty eyes and smile.

5. Puts Megan Fox to shame; even Jessica Simpson and Eva Mendes dont come close.
by Cowboyssuck January 9, 2011
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Alice Cooper

One of the greatest rock artists ever who only stupid people havn't heard of.
Person 1: Alice Cooper rocks!
Stupid person: Whos she?
by pj_blaze August 25, 2003
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Alexey

By far the most sexiest Russian name for a guy ever. Whoever has this name must be truly super fine.

Pronounced: ah-lyek-SYAY or ah-leek-SYAY
That guy met is so hot, he must be named Alexey.
by Redsilk20 June 6, 2011
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Alice

Alice has a beautiful smile that always shows in her eyes. Shes sexy, sensual, often known as a sex demon and will shock you in bed. A great lover.

Often has the most amazing body and great booty
Shes very kind and honest and enjoys making people happy and will always make you smile. She has an amazing personality and has great taste in music. She is incredible at art and dancing and has great rhythm and taste in music. She is shy and quiet at first but once you get to know everything about her, you will never be able to forget her. She is spiritual and open minded, with beautiful eyes and auburn hair. Lots of guys tend to fall for her,shes great fun to be around, weird and mad but a guy would be lucky to have her.
"Omg, thats Alice, daym ill never be able to get over that girl, shes one of a kind"
by coconut juice** October 13, 2014
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Alice in Wonderland Syndrome

This is when you find yourself in a situation where you are the only person in the room who makes any sense. When it bothers you to be the only sane person at the "mad tea party" you are suffering from Alice in Wonderland Syndrome.
I attended a business meeting where management and my teammates decided to blatantly lie and mislead our customers. I was the only one who had a problem with this. When I spoke up, I was told to stop making trouble and to start being a team player. I fell into Alice in Wonderland Syndrome.
by cahoime March 7, 2015
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alice cooper

Amazing(if ageing) shock rocker. He is actually a man, to any stupid fuck that thought otherwise. The name of the band that got him successful was Alice Cooper, and he believed himself to be the reincarnation of a witch of that name. later, he legally changed his name to Alice Cooper. The song that he is probably most famous for is schools out.
by A Metaphor for Paranoia January 8, 2005
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