Alan

A hot guy with a big dick

I wish I could fuck Alan

by Trinh November 14, 2021

Alan

Alan is very fruit y but in general a really funny person <3 I love Alan, he makes school fun 😩 BUT HIS DUMBASS HAD TO GET INTO A FIGHT AND GOT FUCKINF SUSPENDED SO THEY CHANGED HIS SCHEDULE SO NOW I ONLY HAVE CLASS WITH HIM AND THEY ALSO CHANGED HIS LUNCH PERIOD 😐 MAN FUCK THIS UGLY ASS GHETTO SCHOOL 😔🤙 anyways ya he's very gay, but we love Alan<3

Friend: are you 💅💅💅
Alan: very

by Arianasboo November 20, 2021

Alan

Is cute with nice muscles and has a tendency to lick you. Is a dumbass too

Wow it’s an alan in his natural habitat

by Croc77 March 8, 2022

Alan

Kindest person has the best sense of humour the most supportive person you will ever meet he is quite but mighty also one of the smartest you will ever meet you will never want to lose an Alan so hold on to him he will always have the best facts and the best TV recommendations and movie recommendations so always listen to them he is the best person you can ever meet so always make sure to let him know that he doesn't always believe the good things about him so you may have to remind him

Oh you know Alan? You are so lucky never let him go

by Loves you:) October 3, 2022

Alan

Someone who can't have any bagels ever again and has to eat untoasted rolls with butter

Do you see that guy over there? That's Alan! He can't have any bagels!

by Rogue ENTP June 17, 2023

Alan

A man who is a little bitch and only eats ass

Hey isnt alan such a bitch

by Dayddsa August 4, 2022

Alan

An unreasonably tall somewhat fat boy who looks older than he really is, and is attractive in a special way

Do you know who could eat all of this in one go? Alan!

by Cherry apple bubblegum May 8, 2020