by nef4y^ ftl! June 12, 2006
To purposefully deviate from following the structured routes and walkways of any department or clothing store, usually to fast-track around the slower and more zombie-like members of society and cut through various clothing areas to get to your preferred sales section more expediently.
Sick of walking at no-miles-per-hour behind the five-wide pram-pushing baby mommas in Primark, Jon decided to go off-aisle, weaving and faking through shoe displays and shopgirls towards the men's department.
by peanutismint February 20, 2011
The location for feminine hygiene products in a supermarket, big box or pharmacy. An awkward or uncomfortable place for most guys to be seen in.
Honey, can you pick up something for me in the feminine care aisle?
We have boots on the ground in the store. Now I just need to find the feminine care aisle.
We have boots on the ground in the store. Now I just need to find the feminine care aisle.
by yes juanito yes December 12, 2014
I'd hate to be riddled with Aisling O'Dwyer
by 123ere April 13, 2011
One who obeys all the rules and does whatever they're told. Specifically, this brand of conformity manifests itself on airplanes, sidewalks, and in tour groups.
"Hey man, stick with the group. Be an aisle sheep.'"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, where'd you get that idea from? Be an aisle sheep."
"Please, follow all directions.Be an aisle sheep."
"Don't talk to that shoeless guy who's wearing his pajamas inside-out. Be an aisle sheep."
"We have a train to catch, we can't climb this mountain. Be an aisle sheep."
"You don't need 16 bags to carry around while we're traveling.vBe an aisle sheep."
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, where'd you get that idea from? Be an aisle sheep."
"Please, follow all directions.Be an aisle sheep."
"Don't talk to that shoeless guy who's wearing his pajamas inside-out. Be an aisle sheep."
"We have a train to catch, we can't climb this mountain. Be an aisle sheep."
"You don't need 16 bags to carry around while we're traveling.vBe an aisle sheep."
by B Money333 April 30, 2009
When she drops and flops your penis her mouth for some fast head in the snack food aisle at the grocery store and you bust a fat nut down her chin leaving her dripping custard all the way to the express checkout.
Overhead Speaker: Stockboy with a mop to snack foods. There’s a special on aisle 3.
Bitch done dropped and gave me a special on aisle 3. All I wanted was some Doritos.
Bitch done dropped and gave me a special on aisle 3. All I wanted was some Doritos.
by Eaton Holgoode November 02, 2018