Singles Awareness Day

Celebrated or more like grieved on Valentine's day. S.A.D. stands for Singles Awareness Day. You get the point.

Singles Awareness Day helped me realize how much of a loser I am.

by wyldthinker February 25, 2008

Singles Awareness Day

Valentine's Day for single people. I heard about it from a friend.

(a three way phone conversation)
Girl 1: Hi girls!
Girl 2/Single Girl: Hi!
Girl 1(to girl 2): Happy Valentine's Day!(Now directed toward Single Girl)Happy Singles Awareness Day!

by TheBlackMew February 18, 2007

National Doucheface and Stupid Bitch Awareness Week

Celebrated between July 20th and July 26th. This holiday was created by 2 disgruntled young women in July of 2009 with the tagline "Do you know a doucheface or stupid bitch?"

Chances are you've come into contact with one. We all have. If you have a crappy ex, this is the week to inform everyone you know about their issues, should they ever come into contact. Very much like a "side effects" warning for drugs.

"Dude, National Doucheface and Stupid Bitch Awareness Week is coming up. I can't wait to warn Trisha's new boyfriend about her psychotic facebook checkups on her men."

by TheOriginalTaryn July 23, 2009

Situational Awareness

Code for not doing shit at work

Boss: Hey, what are you working on today?

Employee: Well, first and foremost, I plan to maintain a high level of situational awareness.

Boss: Outstanding.

by bleeper1 August 10, 2009

Agareas

Agareas is the russian terminator who will save all of humanity

Yhank you Agareas

by El Chapo_69 April 24, 2019

Awarewolf

A crazed activist that preys on normal people by attacking them for not being aware of the plight of various victim groups

I was just buying a melon at Walmart, and then some awarewolf started yelling at me that I should give the melon to the Honduran child laborers that harvested it.

by Octoparse February 17, 2022

Single Aware

When You Are Made To Be Aware That You Are Single On Feburary The 14th You Don't Have A Valentine.

Person 1: Hey, Do You Have A Valentine?

Person 2: No, Today Makes Me Single Aware.

by Lil-Dan February 14, 2009