Grammar abortion

when something is so riddled with spelling errors that it can be dubbed a grammar abortion.

1. hey man your comment on my post was a fucking grammar abortion.

by shredmeister310 November 22, 2011

Mexican Abortion

When someone eats a large amout of spicy mexican food, resulting in massive diarrhea completely filling the toilet bowl.

Dude I had a ton of those fish tacos from baja fresh, and about ten minutes later I had a crazy mexican abortion.

by G-az April 26, 2011

Abort

To wholly and instantly abandon your immediate action or plan

Guy 1 (talking to Rufus' girlfriend): So, any plans this weekend?
Guy 2: Yo, Rufus is coming - abort, abort.

by 4dm1n December 18, 2008

kafreaking adorable

beyond normal levels of cute. for when things are more adorable than baby hedgehogs. and let's face it. those things are pretty darn adorable.

Girl: "Hey ____, please go to the same college as me<3"
Guy: "Y"
Girl: "Coz I don't think I could stand being away from you for the rest of my life:)"
Random: "AWWWW YOU GUYS ARE KAFREAKING ADORABLE!!!"

by babyhedgehogs November 21, 2011

yeetus deletus the abortion is now completeus

Basically, an abortion except its memed

When your friend says completely out of context "yeetus deletus the abortion is now completeus."

by Rawhidelamp February 25, 2019

anal abortion

When a humanoid excretes an obnoxiously massive fecal deposit, is sometimes referred to as an 'anal abortion'.

Taco Bell gave me an anal abortion.

by whoremangler August 6, 2004

Abortion

A legal and safe procedure that is there for a woman in case she, the person in control of her own body, makes the decision to terminate a pregnancy. Don't let hateful, misinformed people scare you.

Maybe the condom broke. Maybe you were raped. Maybe you're just not ready to be a mother. Your life is not ruined; you can have an abortion if you really desire to terminate the pregnancy, and no one has the right to judge you for it.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 February 5, 2019