Apartheid, USA version. Not sorted by the tint of the people, but sorted by their fundedness (wealth).
The US is undergoing a new phase of afundtheid where the poor are treated as a separate class from the uncomely rich.
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A shit accountant, someone who clearly shouldn’t be an accountant
A shit accountant, someone who clearly shouldn’t be an accountant
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A shit accountant, someone who clearly shouldn’t be an accountant
A shit accountant, someone who clearly shouldn’t be an accountant
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Get the Acuntable mug.When someone pretends to take accountability but actually deflects responsibility.
Often involves therapy-speak, over-explaining, minimising impact, or blaming circumstances instead of owning harm and changing behaviour.
It sounds like accountability.
It feels like accountability.
But nothing changes.
Often involves therapy-speak, over-explaining, minimising impact, or blaming circumstances instead of owning harm and changing behaviour.
It sounds like accountability.
It feels like accountability.
But nothing changes.
“They didn’t apologise — it was just accuntability.”
“He knows all the right words, but it’s pure accuntability.”
Common phrases used during accuntability:
• “That wasn’t my intention”
• “I’m sorry you feel that way”
• “I was going through a lot”
• “You misunderstood me”
Difference:
• Accountability = ownership + repair + change
• Accuntability = performance + deflection + repeat offence
“He knows all the right words, but it’s pure accuntability.”
Common phrases used during accuntability:
• “That wasn’t my intention”
• “I’m sorry you feel that way”
• “I was going through a lot”
• “You misunderstood me”
Difference:
• Accountability = ownership + repair + change
• Accuntability = performance + deflection + repeat offence
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Often involves therapy-speak, over-explaining, minimising impact, or blaming circumstances instead of owning harm and changing behaviour.
It sounds like accountability.
It feels like accountability.
But nothing changes.
Common phrases used during accuntability:
• “That wasn’t my intention”
• “I’m sorry you feel that way”
• “I was going through a lot”
• “You misunderstood me”
Difference:
• Accountability = ownership + repair + change
• Accuntability = performance + deflection + repeat offence
Often involves therapy-speak, over-explaining, minimising impact, or blaming circumstances instead of owning harm and changing behaviour.
It sounds like accountability.
It feels like accountability.
But nothing changes.
Common phrases used during accuntability:
• “That wasn’t my intention”
• “I’m sorry you feel that way”
• “I was going through a lot”
• “You misunderstood me”
Difference:
• Accountability = ownership + repair + change
• Accuntability = performance + deflection + repeat offence
“They didn’t apologise — it was just accuntability.”
“He knows all the right words, but it’s pure accuntability.”
“He knows all the right words, but it’s pure accuntability.”
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