iPod Absence

(n.) the state of ipod absence where the victim constantly takes your own ipod and plays on it and does not give it back. Leads to annoying people who are called asswipes.

Ryan, seriously, give me my iPod back. Do you have iPod Absence?

by socalbomber July 13, 2009

Absent

The state of not being where you are supposed to be.

Yo cracka, that bitch is absent because she's workin' the streets.

by Josh July 16, 2004

Absin

to overindulge in absinth and, to subsequently commit crimes

i am grateful for my blackouts, because they obscure the memory of my absins.

by franktionary December 1, 2013

abandon the struggle

Abandon the struggle
To not participate in gang life no longer

The guys thought l abandon the struggle because l don't gangbang no more

by Rick Party February 5, 2017

absatootly

A more excited, silly word for absolutely. A form of major agreement.

"Hey Paige, want to sit on beanbag chits in my concrete basement eating the dead crickets we find?"
"Absatootly, Gerome!"

by RadicalRaspberry_o7sahag May 19, 2022

Testicular Absenteeism

1. Having no balls; weak and worthless like a jellyfish.
2. Lacking the ability to stand for what is right in the face of criticism.
3. Appeasement.

Mr. Douche parades around the office like a Badass until he's challenged, then he comes down with an acute case of Testicular Absenteeism.

by RorschachNEOCON May 15, 2012

Abanoub

the coolest Egyptian guy EVER!

"When I went to Egypt, I hooked up with a total Abanoub!"

by GAHJDJFKJ March 11, 2009