Alaskan Avalanche

When you cum on a girls face, slap her with your dick, and push her in a pile of snow

Frosty the Snowman liked to give Alaskan Avalanches to kids when their parents aren't looking

by mik297 September 22, 2009

Dirty Avalanche

while the girl is sleeping next to you, you start jerking yourself and right before you cum, you waker her up and unload all over her face, catching her by complete surprise. just like an unsuspecting skier.

i gave my sister in law a dirty avalanche on her birthday.

by Mondo91 May 19, 2008

Bust down Rollie Avalanch

A Rolex watch covered in Diamonds with an ex that is not as extravagant as your current girlfriend.

Bust down Rollie Avalanch, yeah my old B***h Average, this my first time rappin it, I might go retarded, s**t Bentley coupe, I'm dashin' it Stand on my money, I'm tall as s**t Told 'em, "Don't you doubt the kid" Told 'em, "Don't you doubt the kid".

by The Black Plato June 18, 2022

Avalyn

Avalyn loves to makes friends but can be shy sometimes. She s beautiful but doesn’t realize it. When you compliment her she doesn’t believe you but she still feels proud. You are very lucky if you meet an Avalyn. She is understanding and kind. If you meet one, DONT LET HER GO!!!

Friend: wow, Avalyn! You did so good!
Avalyn: thanks. I think I did ok. *smiles*

by The cupcakes are real🍰 June 1, 2018

pussy avalanche

To describe when one is almost crushed by the sheer amount of pussy they get. Can be used sarcastically.

-Jimmy's college experience can best be described as a "pussy avalanche"
-The world champion scrabble player must get an avalanche of pussy.

by PussyAvalanche September 11, 2016

diving for abalone

The act of performing oral sex on a woman.

This date is going so well I think I might be diving for abalone soon.

by TheBigDefinition January 5, 2014

Birthday Avalanche

The sudden avalanche of birthday greetings posted on facebook etc when someone notices its your birthday....particularly funny when someone incorrectly posts Happy Birthday and everyone follows suit!

Fran: "Michael, your birthday is definitely tomorrow isnt it?"

Michael: "10 years Fran, its been 10 years. Why?"

Fran: "Your cousin's started a Birthday Avalanche on your Fb profile!"

by Fran P April 17, 2009