Aspirin

Code word that means ASS, HOES (whores) use when they are talking to their man (husband) or anyone else they want to fool, telling the truth in code

Hey baby, I'm going over to asley's house..her and tom got into it and he needs some aspirin.

Hey my mom wants her hair braided and wants me to bring her some aspirin.

Damn look at that hpoa, i need some aspirin from him.

by Raybudd August 11, 2010

wet aspirin

Obtaining relief from any of your life problems through the enjoyment of a wet, sticky, very enjoyable sexual encounter

Yasin- Dude Im Fckn stressed over these exams

Kyle- Yeah bruh lets go find some bitches for some wet aspirin

Yasin- Hell yeah, thats just what I need to get my mind right

by BfloHunnydew December 19, 2011

aspie

Really a term pointing out the personality type of people who may or may not be diagnosed with the Asperger's syndrome diagnosis. It is NOT "a nickname for someone with that diagnosis", the aspie term points to the personality type as such, not to the clinical diagnosis.

Many aspies function too well in life to ever get the clinical diagnosis, since the criteria includes "the disturbance causes clinically significant impairments in social, occupational, or other important areas of functioning."

Within the aspie community, the aspie term is for all of the people with the aspie personality style.

Many with Asperger's syndrome (or next of kin to people with the diagnosis) shun the concept of "being your diagnosis" and therefore don't consider themselves aspies, but very literally just "a person with Asperger's syndrome".

So, an "aspie" is a person with an aspie personality who believes in the aspie concept and considers himself/herself an aspie. Many who have Asperger's syndrome are not aspies, and many who don't have the clinical diagnosis and won't ever get one may be aspies.

I think NN may be an aspie...

by RuMP June 2, 2012

Aspirin between my knees

To make some phenomenal gaffe or faux pas, similar to putting your foot in your mouth.

Man, I really put the aspirin between my knees yesterday. I told Jen that her new dress made her look fat.

by Two Hep Cats April 19, 2012

aspirin

aspirin - 'a-spire-in' to aspire to be something. A wannabe. Like Andy is a wannabe RA RA lawyer. (when in fact face facts...your not)Or how Guy is a wannnabe jock...

When a wannabe hangs himself with his won rope... click your fingers and say aspirin

by Jamie January 7, 2005

Facebook Aspie

A Facebook friend who seems to have Aspergers when it comes to social interaction on Facebook. You can leave a comment on a status or their timeline and you'll get no response. It's common Facebook etiquette to acknowledge those who communicate with you on Facebook with a response or a "like". Facebook Aspies refuse to do either of these things. Instead they ignore you due to a lack of skills to interact, but in reality these Aspies are more than likely just inconsiderate pricks and you should un-friend them immediately.

You - "Hey, Otto, that's a great picture."
Otto- "crickets"
Otto is a Facebook Aspie.

You - "Hey, Otto, that's a great looking family you got there. Congratulations.
Otto - "crickets"
Again, Otto being a Facebook Aspie.

by Bilbo Baxter August 26, 2013

Aspie

1. A person with Asperger’s who is also a RationalWiki editor
2. A insult to people without Asperger’s

Person 1: Hey Aspie!
Person 2: I do not know if I am a Aspie or a person with high-functioning autism, since both overlap.
Person 3: Hey Person 1, you love science, so you’re an Aspie!
Person 1 and 2: Person 1 is normal and I (Person 2) am a Aspie!

by Qorptocx March 22, 2019