Are you dicking me right now?

a question directed towards a person who provides you with information that blows your mind.

John: "uuh dude i just saw your mom making out with your social studies teacher!!"

Joe: "are you dicking me right now?"

by Solrac14 February 4, 2010

Are you ready guys?

Quotation: Date Masamune, 'Sengoku Basara'
Proposition that means that either shit is going down, or there is a hella orgy nearby.
Can only be used on a motor horse.

Are you ready guys? Rets PARTY!

by MrMuscle October 18, 2010

are you new

asked by a person to another who doesn't seem to know what is being talked about or said. Does not know term. also meaning, Where have you been?

Tracy: I just got that hotty's digits
Sandra: What are digits?
Tracy: "are you new?"

by Lynn March 11, 2004

Are you nervous?

Game. Where you touch another person till they become nervous. Once you are nervous you say "yes" to the que "Are you nervous" and lose the game. The person who sustains the longest duration of touches and grazes wins the game.

Common techniques are stroking the inner thigh, cupping the wenis, tickling necks, fingerering ear lobes, noses, or any holes.

Person 1: *touches thigh near knee* Are you nervous?
Person 2: No..
Person 2: *touches person 1's mid thigh* Are you nervous??
Person 1: No.
Person 1: *touches inner thigh almost brushing again genitals* Are you nervous?
Person 2: Uhm yes.. get the fuck away from me cunt.

Game over.

by Sexxx12234 August 27, 2010

are you afraid of the dark

One of the greatest shows ever on nickeloden but got cancelled and nickeloden just got worse and worse...what happened to the good old days! come on now you know the 90's!!!!!

are you afraid of the dark was the greatset show ever im tellin u u should see it!

Me:what happened to the good stuff on nickeloden?, u know are u afraid of the dark things like that
LittleCousin:what?, what is that?
Me:nm ur 2 young!

by awesomemusodeeder July 16, 2007

are you mad? or nah

A stupid term used when someone is mad. Usually results in getting punched in the fucking face.

Nick: -dumps water on friend-
-Friend gets mad-
Nick: Are you mad? Or nah?

by Dynarius March 3, 2014

Are you asking me out?

Something random that you say in response to any statement or question thrown at you by another, in an attempt to embarrass that person.

This should be said in a voice loud enough to be heard by others, in order to get the full effect.

Very similar to the famous Billy Madison line "No, I won't make out with you!"

Guy: Hey, can I borrow a piece of paper?
Girl: Are you asking me out?

by K_Lizzle December 1, 2006