A sexy young alpha who doesn't take crap from anyone, want to kill him? You can't, want to shoot him? The bullet will just bounce off his soft rubber skin, want to tear him limb from limb? Come on, you can't, its in the name. Stretch Armstrong is such an alpha he will steal your girl, your mum, your dad, your dog and you just to leave you at the last moment, just look at that confident face he can suck himself off if he wants to.
by Stretcharmstrongismysenpai June 27, 2020
Self-made warlord and original gangster in punk rock. Where Lou Reed is Chuck D, Tim Armstrong is Tupac. Tim has been in a number of bands throughout his career, most noteably Rancid and recently his solo project with the release of 2007's A Poet's Life. He writes his own lyrics depicting life for someone who choses to understand the world through counter culture idealism. His networking consists of the majority, if not the entire, rock world. His record label Hellcat Records was home to the late Joe Strummer. Tim Armstrong is widely respected and admired.
When I was living in Los Angeles, Tim Armstrong supported my friend's band and put them on Rancid Records. He's an awesome guy who still looks to the streets for talent.
"Have you heard the new Tim Armstrong record? That's some real shit."
"Have you heard the new Tim Armstrong record? That's some real shit."
by AllieVerlaine March 03, 2009
by Mig_balala March 11, 2022
Yea she had some Armstrong Melons
by the other one 2 November 10, 2010
When a guy slips his hand down a woman's pants from behind and fingers her gently while lifting Up on her butt cheeks with his palm for extra stimulation
by Gurn the ringer December 06, 2014
by Awesomebro1 December 28, 2011
Someone who is generally an asshole with a white hair color and a millipeter. He usually has a hitler stash and has a great amount of love for little girls in their 5's-10's.
by hahahaman37 September 25, 2017