Ari can make you smile when you're down, he has that sort of laugh, that twinkle in his eye. Let's not forget how crazy attractive he is, and how girls fall for him left and right. Any girl would be lucky to date Ari because he is so kind, generous, expressive, thoughtful, relatable, adorable and AS HOT AS THE DEVIL MAN. That's it homies, I'm out.
Ari is my dream guy.
Man, you're so lucky you're dating Ari
I wish I could kiss and hug Ari
Ari is so funny
I wish I was friends with Ari
Ari is so popular
Man, you're so lucky you're dating Ari
I wish I could kiss and hug Ari
Ari is so funny
I wish I was friends with Ari
Ari is so popular
by Hey13579 April 8, 2019
Get the Ari mug.a synonym for a god; typically a Hispanic male that is superior in all aspects to others; may be referred to in the third person
by adsfnafbda June 18, 2018
Get the ari mug.A stupid bitch who likes to whore around and steal boyfriends. Claims to be your friend, but is actually a major hoe. Also claims to be in fake situations like getting pregnant by never having sex. An Ari will cry over anything and everything. Ari’s like to cause drama because they need drama to live their life. Without drama, they are insignificant and have nothing to live for. An Ari is a bible whore. They claim to save sex for marriage, but go around getting fucked like the whore they really are. An ari is also a hater. They are the most irrelevant human beings in the world. So avoid them as much as possible, or else they’ll drag you into their toxicness.
Example #1:
Ari: i don’t want to have sex. I’m an angel made for god. Stick it in my ass instead.
*5 months later*
*fucks a guy*
I’m an angel!
Example #2:
Bitch #1: You’re a hoe!
Bitch #2: Well you’re an Ari!
Bitch #1: wtf is an ari?
Bitch #2: a hater aka you!
Ari: i don’t want to have sex. I’m an angel made for god. Stick it in my ass instead.
*5 months later*
*fucks a guy*
I’m an angel!
Example #2:
Bitch #1: You’re a hoe!
Bitch #2: Well you’re an Ari!
Bitch #1: wtf is an ari?
Bitch #2: a hater aka you!
by howtobeabitch101 August 25, 2018
Get the Ari mug.Ari, or more commonly known as gayboi, is an insult to to the human race. His natural habitat is his parents regrets. Ari is known for his love of cock and gay furry hentai. If you know an Ari you are extremely lucky because, while standing next to him, you look like a greek god of hotness. If your parents get mad at you for failing at something you can compare yourself to Ari and your parents will instantly praise you. The only thing smaller than his brain is his penis. Ari looks like a marshmellow with acne. Ari is a great man. His love of beasteality is almost as great as his love of his fathers cock.
Is that man having sex with a marshmellow? Oh wait, thats just Ari.
“Ari put it in”-His Father
“It is already in”-Ari
“Ari put it in”-His Father
“It is already in”-Ari
by Autosboi147 February 14, 2018
Get the Ari mug.A big headed bafoon who thinks he is always right when he is not!
If yo come across an ari it is best to stay away because you wouldn’t want to get on the wrong side of him.
Ari’s are very temperamental and will easily get angry so don’t wind them up!
If yo come across an ari it is best to stay away because you wouldn’t want to get on the wrong side of him.
Ari’s are very temperamental and will easily get angry so don’t wind them up!
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Get the Ari mug.A always slutty bitch that is never loving and never kind. Ari is super mean and sucks dicks for penny's. (Scissors with girls too). Only Smokes with friends. Thats the definition of ari.
Is ari butt fucking reese.
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