Suicidal apathy

Coined by frank while spitting the truth and a future forecast for another, loving to the sun is suicide for you he predicted most correctly of all. Pay incentive comps everywhere.

If you fall in love with my son it will be suicidal apathy for you; the remains and aftermath never add up to equality.

by FrnkieaSpitz January 29, 2025

Just Apathy

the greatest Marvins marvelous mechanical museum song by tally hall

the coolest person to ever exist: hey have you listened to this song called just apathy? its by this awesome band tally hall

disgusting fucking human: no tally hall is some stupid 2000s band that just somehow blew up like you should you fatass

also another awesome person who was over listening: YOU DUMBASS LISTEN TO TALLY HALL NOW

by thetallyhalliganandclikkie March 5, 2025

apatheist

someone who doesn't care whether or not there is a god or an afterlife

Deists and Theists: Nothing can exist without a cause. Therefore, the universe must have a cause and that cause is God.
Atheists: Does God exist without a cause? If so, you've contradicted your own premise. Your God answers nothing.
Apatheists: Does it really fucking matter?

by VenkmanMcFly August 25, 2013

Gender Apathetic

A gender under the non binary umbrella. People who identify as gender apathetic don't care too deeply about personal pronouns or what gender they are perceived as to other people. They are not too lazy to care about their gender, this is just how they feel as an individual.

Jordan: What pronouns to you prefer?
Quinn: Oh, I'm gender apathetic, I don't care about the pronouns, any will do!

by GoodBi August 3, 2020

apatheist

Someone who just doesn't care whether God exists or not and realizes that such a fact won't effect their life anyway, comes from the word 'apathy' meaning "absence of emotion" and 'theism' meaning "belief in God"

Susan: "Are you an Atheist? Agnostic? Theist? What???"

Ryan: "None of the above, I really just don't give a shit"

Susan: "So what are you then?"

Ryan: "An apatheist because, like I said, I just don't give a shit and wonder why anyone else does too"

by sazzymazzy May 1, 2009

Apathostic

A religious philosophy where the adherent, while recognising that there may or may not be a higher power at work in the universe, just simply doesn't care.

Note: Credit to Mark Gibson for independently coming up with the concept.

I was reading an epic flame war between Atheists and Theists about the nature of God, and I realised that I simply don't care if it's true or not. I think I've become Apathostic.

by Zebidee55 May 13, 2010

Apathetic Pessimism

(1.)The point of not caring about anyone or anything, and if tries to convince you otherwise, you fully disagree using examples. You only say the negative side, as you see the world as: over populated by idiots, and stupidity running rampant.

(2.)The point reached right before the office worker comes in with Molotov cocktails and an AK-47.

(3.)Caused by everything in someone's life fucking them over since birth.

1.)You have a really nice life, glad your creationist parents raised you to par. I honestly don't care though, you can take your faith and intimately shove it.
Because, even if I was to win the lottery, I would just spend it on leveling an entire city.
Humanity is F'd.
(listener):Well aren't you just bursting with apathetic pessimism!

2.)... you have an idea.

3.)Example - Family murder, Siblings killing each other, Family members dying, Failing at every thing you have ever attempted.

by kamel_reds February 14, 2009