ant god

Ant God is a being devoted to ruling the world with her fellow antlings

Ant God and ant Jesus took over the world together and have complete control. Huzzah!

by Spunca March 29, 2016

ant farmin

When the motel your about to check into looks like Uncle Milton's Ant Farm from the street because of all the live ins going in and out, from one room to another.

Honey, lets go somewhere else. It looks like this place is Ant Farmin.

by DpapaEMc March 21, 2016

ant booty

Fake, manufactured plastic surgery created rear

Miami has a lot of ant booty females

by Kmoneylovjam June 8, 2017

Ant-Strawing

When a male dips a straw in sugar and then inserts said straw into the urethral opening to his penis, and then proceeds to allow ants to enter his penis shaft through the straw. Most often, a strong erection results.

Hey Brian, you hear homeboy talking about ant-strawing in his backyard? He said got that sugarcane and his penis felt like it was going to explode... in a good way.

by Antsfolife July 26, 2018

Ant Queening

A modern phenomena of lying in bed all day doing jack shit (due to exhaustion, severe hangover or simply resentment towards society) while a series of delivery people bring you sustenance like worker ants to a bloated queen.

Delivery driver: Here is your fourth order of the day.
Person ant queening; loud belching, panting, retreating
Delivery driver: Happy ant queening, see you in a few hours for dinner.

by Bumhurt January 10, 2019

Ant Cap

A 40 year old balding man who lives in his parents' basement and spends his days playing WoW and his night mowing down 2Ls of Mountain Dew and bags of Doritos while masturbating to the moans of his Mom's love making.

Wow, I just pwned Ryan Downs like I did with Ant Cap the other night.

by Ashley Myers October 18, 2008

Ant Clemons

adj. A very funny or goofy person possessing one of the shortest attention spans ever.
This person also usually can be easily distracted by TVs, Video Games, Shiny Objects.

Guy 1: "Iight man lets get some work done"

Guy 2: "word up lets do it"

Guy 1: "is that a xbox?"

::several games of 2k11 later::

Guy 1: "Ok...about that work"

Guy 2: nah fuck it now im sleepy, you decided to be an "Ant Clemons" today so we just gonna do this another time.

by hyphyee May 1, 2011