doing a barvie

When you masturbate to the sight of your teacher during class with a teacher staring at you through a window

MATE I JUST SAW A KID DOING A BARVIE AND ONLY GOT A LEVEL 4 FROM THE PRINCIPAL

by whihdishdish June 24, 2017

pissing in a barrel

getting drunk, drinking alcohol, getting smashed

yo son we gonna go pissing in a barrel u wanna come?

by shalla January 1, 2007

can't hit the broad side of a barn

To have very poor aim. This hyperbolic term is usually used to denote poor marksmanship or to have very poor aim in certain activities that involve throwing something(such as certain sports).

1. While we were out hunting, Mitch was a very poor shot and couldn't even hit the broad side of a barn, and so when he ran out of ammo, he ultimately got Roy Horn'ed by the deer he kept trying to shoot dead.

2. Damn, Mark is such a mark-ass pitcher! He can't even hit the broad side of a barn, let alone strike anyone out. His pitches make even Rafael Palmeiro's erectile dysfunction reach out for a glorious grand slam!





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by Mark H March 1, 2005

A Barber's Cat

Seldom used nowadays and of obscure origin, it is generally defined as one with an overly exaggerated opinion of one's own importance and/or knowledge.

"Adolph Hitler, when you really think about it, was little more than the ultimate example of a barber's cat."

by Sir Rusteigh the Ghastleigh June 21, 2016

Do a Baruchi

Committing to a bicycle ride and at the last moment, to give a lame excuse and leave everyone waiting.

He said he would come out for the bike ride, 5 minutes before the starting time he claimed his Brazilian uncle was sleeping on his cycling clothes, we told him not to do a baruchi but he left us in the rain and went back to sleep. #doabaruchi

by Brazilian baruchi January 26, 2018

over a barrel

Term used to describe being taken advantage of.For example if you are locked out of your house and need a locksmith to get you inside he can charge you what ever he wants and you have to pay,because you need to get up in your crib.Hence you are over a barrel gettin yo ass raped by this mother fucker.

I took my car into the shop today and the fuckin grease monkey had me over a barrel,cause I needed my ride to go pick up my ho.

by car tv February 26, 2010

Do a barrel roll

This is what you say when someone asks you for important advice in their life.

Your friend: "Last night I lost everything. My girlfriend dumped me, I lost my job and I'm starting to lose my grip on reality. What should I do, man?"

You: "Do a barrel roll!"

by Keael January 15, 2006