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KEEL

a shortened version of kill yourself
just the word kill but mispronounced

Backstory: originally ment to be go kill yourself but then it was go kill the go keel now it is just KEEL.
Go keel
by Banana_man_1 October 23, 2022
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Liam Keel 2024

Liam Keel 2024 or Liam Keel 4 Oregon, was the My Little Pony creator Liam Keel's political campaign for the position of Oregon Secretary of State in the 2024 Oregon general election where he ran on a platform of fully legalizing Psilocybin (for recreational use), raising teacher's salaries, as well as promising to defy the federal government's TikTok ban, most famously also promising men in Oregon the government would create a program to pay women to be surrogate mother's for their children if they couldn't find a willing partner.

Liam Keel was a write in candidate on November 5th, 2024.
I voted for Liam Keel, I love Liam Keel 2024 I'm getting my baby next year!
by Liams Bank July 30, 2025
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A-Keeling

Someone that has sexual relations with vacuum cleaners, with preference to Numatic Red Henry cleaner.
Joe: "Where's Adam tonight, Steve?"
Steve: "He's bought another new Henry, so he'll be busy A-Keeling for the next fortnight..."

Adam Keeling says: "Oh Henry, be gentle."
by Johathan Argent October 21, 2008
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Do The Liam Keel

Very VIGOROUS, FAST, and ANGRY sex with a boy on boy or boy on girl but the catch is you're not in love with them because it's transactional sex made famous by Liam Keel's rough sex fantasies and it's practically you both fighting while jumping and thrusting to make the other cum first.
I'm stoked to Do The Liam Keel with my best friend's sister's best friend. Loser who cums first buys the meal after... I've been training with edging for longer...
by Liams Bank July 2, 2025
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Big Keel

Nickname for the American My Little Pony creator Liam Keel "The King of My Little Pony", "kingofmlp" created by himself in late 2024 to appear as the STRONG, BIG, and POWERFUL leader he is.
I got a call from Big Keel, it ain't pretty. My King needs my services, better get going he don't like tardiness.
by Liams Bank October 9, 2025
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Keel

English slang of kill your self. Or kill my self
Ewww Esmé, your so ugly go keel
I might as well just keel
by Abigail-Esmé January 20, 2018
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Bentley keeling

Bentley keeping is a small child that didnt know how to take a joke and cries about everything. He rages a everything and screenshots all bad things like: hi, bye, im leaving now and leave me alone
Bentley keeling started crying yesterday because I said bye.
by Toy plate September 28, 2019
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