distraction tie

after a rough night, you may want to put on a tie to distract your colleagues/boss from noticing your true condition

clerk 1: look at Paul, great tie he is wearing today

clerk 2: nah, I bet it's a distraction tie (DT). he was already quite hammered when I left the pub at 10 last night

by phexxa March 30, 2010

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tie the knot

Tying the knot of the ropes in the marriage bed.

This is also from the old marriage custom of actually tying the couple's hands together as part of the ceremony. They were not allowed to untie it until they had consummated the marriage.

by VAKI5 May 09, 2005

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poop tie

n. Brown marks left by a stripper on one's shirt after an overly vigorous lap dance. See bib'd.

Whoa! That crooked 2-by-4 was less than discretionary. I've got poop tie on my belt buckle.

by JTLBPartyCooperative June 28, 2009

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Fish Tie

Anyone will fall for a fish tie. Trust me I got a gamer girl from it. So if you see a fish tie buy it right now for infinite girls. Trust me it works. Salmon is nice btw

"Wow nice Fish Tie" said Val
"Yeah ik, date?" said fish tie.
"WAIT GO FOR ME!!!" screamed Jasmine.
"Don't cheat on me Jasmine!" screamed Twig.

by Fish Tie October 26, 2019

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