by seang February 8, 2013
Get the metric shit-tonmug. A metric shit-ton is a unit of measurement used to gauge how long your bitch-ass homework took you to complete. One metric shit-ton is equivalent to 4 hours worth of daily homework, excluding breaks and procrastination time.
I'm typing up this entry just to avoid doing my metric shit-ton of homework.
Metric Shit-Ton (Unit of Homework Measurement)
Metric Shit-Ton (Unit of Homework Measurement)
by epicninja552 February 11, 2015
Get the Metric Shit-Ton (Unit of Homework Measurement)mug. 1. A lot
More than a fuck ton
More than a shit ton
It's a fucking "shit fuck ton"
2. The amount of something equal to what you can comprehend multiplied by 1.2.
More than a fuck ton
More than a shit ton
It's a fucking "shit fuck ton"
2. The amount of something equal to what you can comprehend multiplied by 1.2.
by Chuck McDowell July 11, 2010
Get the shit fuck tonmug. by TheLumbahjack September 16, 2008
Get the Shit Ass Tonmug. Bring a shit ton of bees to work. That's all. There is no joke. Bring a shit ton of bees to your place of employment.
"Tomorrow is 'International Bring-A-Shit-Ton-Of-Bees-To-Work Day! Make sure you bring a shit ton of bees to work!"
by Jame Vaughn April 19, 2021
Get the International Bring-A-Shit-Ton-Of-Bees-To-Work Daymug. by Pills_Bury September 18, 2008
Get the shit ass tonmug. Unit of Measurement: A Metric Shit-Fuck Ton is Metric Shit Load multiplied by a Metric Fuck Ton
Adjective: An amount of any substance, product, space or people that exceeded a rational thought and reasonable description.
Example: 2 Metric Shit Loads x 7 Metric Fuck Tons = 14 Shit-Fuck Tons
Adjective: An amount of any substance, product, space or people that exceeded a rational thought and reasonable description.
Example: 2 Metric Shit Loads x 7 Metric Fuck Tons = 14 Shit-Fuck Tons
1) "Bro! Do we have enough booze for the party tonight?" , "Yeah Dude! We got a Metric Shit-Fuck Ton!"
2) "Hey Buddy! Is there enough room for the new Foosball table?", "Yeah Buddy! There's like 3 Metric Shit-Fuck Tons of room!"
3) "How much stupidity can one person posses??", "Judging by his actions, I'm going to say a Shit-Fuck Ton..."
2) "Hey Buddy! Is there enough room for the new Foosball table?", "Yeah Buddy! There's like 3 Metric Shit-Fuck Tons of room!"
3) "How much stupidity can one person posses??", "Judging by his actions, I'm going to say a Shit-Fuck Ton..."
by 214_west_wash March 16, 2020
Get the metric shit-fuck tonmug.