equal the number twenty-four(24).
me:dude I had a metric shit-ton of cookies the other day.

some guy:how many?

me:24.
by seang February 8, 2013
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A metric shit-ton is a unit of measurement used to gauge how long your bitch-ass homework took you to complete. One metric shit-ton is equivalent to 4 hours worth of daily homework, excluding breaks and procrastination time.
I'm typing up this entry just to avoid doing my metric shit-ton of homework.

Metric Shit-Ton (Unit of Homework Measurement)
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1. A lot

More than a fuck ton
More than a shit ton
It's a fucking "shit fuck ton"

2. The amount of something equal to what you can comprehend multiplied by 1.2.
Hey William!
Yeah Chris?
Get any pussy this weekend?
yeah, I got a shit fuck ton.
by Chuck McDowell July 10, 2010
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An extremly large amount of something, usually refering to illegal substances or food.
Dude me and Armondo just smoked a shit ass ton of weed!
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Bring a shit ton of bees to work. That's all. There is no joke. Bring a shit ton of bees to your place of employment.
"Tomorrow is 'International Bring-A-Shit-Ton-Of-Bees-To-Work Day! Make sure you bring a shit ton of bees to work!"
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An extremly large amount of something, usually refering to illegal substances or food.
Dude me and Armondo just smoked a shit ass ton of weed!
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Unit of Measurement: A Metric Shit-Fuck Ton is Metric Shit Load multiplied by a Metric Fuck Ton
Adjective: An amount of any substance, product, space or people that exceeded a rational thought and reasonable description.

Example: 2 Metric Shit Loads x 7 Metric Fuck Tons = 14 Shit-Fuck Tons
1) "Bro! Do we have enough booze for the party tonight?" , "Yeah Dude! We got a Metric Shit-Fuck Ton!"
2) "Hey Buddy! Is there enough room for the new Foosball table?", "Yeah Buddy! There's like 3 Metric Shit-Fuck Tons of room!"
3) "How much stupidity can one person posses??", "Judging by his actions, I'm going to say a Shit-Fuck Ton..."
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