Shower Sex

When a guy sticks his penis in a girls vagina while warm water is pouring all over them!

Keirsten decided to take a shower and 5 minuntes later Chad joined her and they had some awesome shower sex!

by SlopNChop May 15, 2016

emerald shower

Similar to a golden shower, except you eat asparagus first so your urine stinks like asparagus pee.

That asparagus was so good last night. When I got home I gave my girlfriend an emerald shower - it smelled awful!

by Bunjamin November 17, 2013

Koino Shower

The sexual act where a female stands over a partner and releases menstrual blood on their face. Like a golden shower, but red.

"I would take you in the koino shower" -Illseraec

by Kimmicakes December 25, 2013

Philosophy shower

When one spends an abnormally long time in the shower because they are putting thought into some of the deeper issues in their life.

Friend: Dude you were in the shower for 45 minutes! What the hell were you doing, jacking off?

Guy: Nah dude I was taking a philosophy shower.

Friend: Oh ok that's excused then.

by FuctButSects October 22, 2010

shower-plop

When someone chooses to void their bowels of fecal matter while taking a shower, usually the result of laziness. The defecator must then leave the feces in the tub for someone else to deal with in order for it to be a proper shower-plop.

Chris was running late for work and did a shower-plop to save time.

by Barnaby J. Buttsnap III September 4, 2008

Navy Shower

where gay sex often happens.

Navy man - Hey Tate bud g, hop in the navy shower with me
Tate - ok bud g coming now
(tate drops soap, Navy man bum fucks him hard and rough causing Tates ass to rupture giving him haemorroids)

by benj.1_ November 16, 2021

axe shower

The act of replacing a shower with spraying yourself with axe.

Joe is a lazy asshole, and takes axe showers before comming over.

by Joseph Block March 27, 2007