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The most stupid, worthless, pathetic and, most of all, UGLIEST creature in a face of earth. If God created mankind, then he had a really weird sense of humor.

Of course, humans evolved from monkeys, although it looks like monkeys are smarter than most people nowadays. Humans are bipedal, stupid and ugly animals, who have no real meaning. Also, humans are hypocritical and selfish. Did i mention the utter, horrible ugliness of humans?
Humans are so stupid and hideously ugly, that i just want to puke. Fuck humanity!
by IHateHumans November 26, 2007
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A) Also known as "cannon fodder".
Inferior beeing who lives a useless life without meaning or reason. Exploits the resources of the planet "Earth". Humans are stupid, and the natural pray of "Aliens".
Must be eliminated at all costs.

B) Someone weak-minded.
Haha, you human scum!
Why dont you dare? Are you human or what?
by UltimateOne June 7, 2004
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The third most intelligent creature inhabiting planet Earth. Omnivorous by nature, it is designed to eat animals and plants. Some of them, though, eat only plants claiming animal cruelty is bad. This is a lie. They are not humans, but an inferior race called vegans. If you meet one, run away as fast as you can and eat a cow. Humans claim they are more intelligent than dolphins because the animals have not constructed civilizations and advanced culturally, instead they spend their time playing, feeding, and mating. This same concept proves dolphins are more intelligent/
I am a human, I eat animals, I eat vegetables, I was created to destoy earth.
by hugo122 September 14, 2008
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WHAT THE FUCK ARE U A FUCKING ALIEN TO LOOK THIS SHIT UP HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
human-----ur a douchebag
by roflolman12 November 5, 2010
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An overemotional species that can turn whatever you throw at

them into an argument. Even though they are technically the most advanced species, they are also the dumbest. They are selfish and only want whats best for only themselves. Yet they need 1000+ friends on a social networking cite. With the largest brain on earth, they still lack simple problem solving skills as wars define them.
The humans dog didn't run away on accident, he was just tired of them arguing over how much food to put in his bowl
by If a bird could talk... July 28, 2011
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I'd kill for a human right about now; My hunger is driving me crazy.
by The forever hungry slime May 26, 2019
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a being that experiences feelings of agony, love, joy, pain, sadness, etc., has individual thoughts and reflexes, can make coherent (or non-coherent) decisions, has intrests such as litrature, philosophy, psychology, the arts, mathematics, engineering, buinding, creating, growing and prospering. Check Humanism.
You are human, so am I, and so is everybody you know!
by Alina B September 17, 2008
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