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Chunky's Law 

A rule that states, "I might have stolen your joke, but I said it louder and more people laughed, therefore it is my joke." First coined by the infamous Chunky.
Guy: Hey you stole my joke
Other guy: Sorry bro, Chunky's Law
Chunky's Law by gregenergy February 7, 2020

Brine choney 

When your girl or mail order bride will only perform oral sex on you by spitting a mouth full of saltwater while your underwear are still on.
Hey bro I heard your wife gives a good brine choney?

Only if you're married to her.
Brine choney by Ranchgirls May 3, 2020

Chinky Smile 

When a person smiles so hard that they're eyes crinkle up and disappear, usually someone with asian heritage but there are exceptions.
Where tf did your eyes go, Crystal? Your half-asian is showing! What a chinky smile.
A fat or aggressively fluffy animal.
Chonk by KatsGalaxii February 22, 2019

Chinky Chose 

Brooklyn kids playing street games in the 1950's believed in karma and called it Chinky Chose. Chinky Chose was a mystical payback against cheaters. When a kid cheated to win a point, but then lost the next point (or the whole game), the other kids taunted the offender, usually in a sing-song voice and sometimes with a pointed finger, "Chinky Chose, always shows."
You cheated but lost anyway -- ha ha, Chinky Chose, always shows!

Chunky Charlie 

Tourists seeking a distinctive experience who mob a pristine environment, robbing it of its uniqueness, reducing it to a tourist trap, transforming the rare into the banal, embodying the cliche they seek to escape and spreading it.
from the movie the Beach, Daffy (Robert Carlyle) "The big, chunky charlie's eating up the whole world!"