ballena-3000

When a man dips a his sack in a vat of peanut butter and makes a woman lick that shit then the woman tickles his bell-end and rubs his asshole in a gentle but ravenous way.

Yo Schuster ballena-3000.
Witcough shut the fuck up before i make your mom ballena-3000 me.

by SCHUSTER! January 30, 2007

dildo 3000

A dildo the length of 3000 Jamaican dicks.

Sick Dildo 3000 dude. I can use it at work without even bringing it because it is just THAT long.

by xpxosis April 13, 2016

Audi 3000

Out of here

At 10:00 I'm Audi 3000 from work

by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021

steezemaster 3000

a skateboard. more specifically, another person's skateboard that you carry around if you don't have one of your own and can't skateboard. when carried around, it gives the appearance that you are a skateboarder.

Hector let me carry around his steezemaster 3000 so I could look kool and make everyone think I knew how to ride it.

by alice malice January 1, 2009

Gawk gawk 3000

Blowjob that will take your soul

Man last night a girl gave me gawk gawk 3000 and my soul left my body.

by Cheeks destroyer September 1, 2020

bulletproof helmet 3000

The best bullet proof helmet ever made. Made by the god himself: Maximillianmus. Oh yeah yeah

oh yeah yeah I got a bulletproof helmet 3000!

by Garry Goose March 8, 2019

Glug glug 3000

When one sucks the entire soul out of another’s body.

Yo she is about to give me a glug glug 3000

by The duck song August 1, 2019