A mixture of being 'zum' and 'normal'
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Get the zormal mug.A new type of enemy prophesized to be added in the game Destiny 2 when it reaches the climax of its story. Often associated with pictures of wet birds on shitposting subreddits.
Person 1: did you see that new Destiny 2 leak? It says we're getting a new enemy class!
Person 2: that shit is obviously fake, WTF even is a Zorpalod?!
Person 2: that shit is obviously fake, WTF even is a Zorpalod?!
by WD-39 August 27, 2022
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"Oh God, we got Zormlied again, he snuck out without paying for his beer", Look at him try to Zormley that poor chick, she has no idea he will act like he left his wallet at home and she will have to pay!", " Look he is going to Zormley us with his damn camera, why won't he just leave?" "Look at him Stalk and Zormley that poor woman at the bar, I guess she has no idea...."
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Huge forehead
Recessed jaws
Hook nose
Bad teeth
Skinny with no muscle tone, particularly in the legs.
Women from Somalia find them repulsive and they cope by terrorizing everyone on the internet, particularly Somali girls on social media minding their business.
You will find them on Twitter and TikTok posting about an imaginary fictional kingdom called “Macrobia” and claiming to be Arab or White rather than Black African.
Huge forehead
Recessed jaws
Hook nose
Bad teeth
Skinny with no muscle tone, particularly in the legs.
Women from Somalia find them repulsive and they cope by terrorizing everyone on the internet, particularly Somali girls on social media minding their business.
You will find them on Twitter and TikTok posting about an imaginary fictional kingdom called “Macrobia” and claiming to be Arab or White rather than Black African.
*Somali girl posts a TikTok video minding her business*
Zoomali Incel: fucking dhilo I will rape and kill you. Cheap and easy.
*500 000 Zoomali Incels follow to spam the same thing*
Zoomali Incel: fucking dhilo I will rape and kill you. Cheap and easy.
*500 000 Zoomali Incels follow to spam the same thing*
by chewcyees September 24, 2023
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