zorch

v. tr. To destroy or render unusuable, esp with electrical current of improper or fatal voltage or current.

I accidentally zorched a 6v scanner by plugging it into a 24v power supply.

by Ytse April 10, 2006

Zorch

To travel with velocity approaching lightspeed. To propel something very quickly.

"The new comm software is very fast; it really zorches files through the network."

by cobrien November 3, 2008

zorch

the action of sucking the farts out of one's ass

That bitch loves to zorch the members of the football team.

by kyet king July 26, 2006

zorch

A verb: To mess something up to the point of unusability, or even to destroy it.

I hadn't saved my file, and my computer crash totally zorched the term paper that I was writing.

by Chuck Hastings June 29, 2003

zorch

cool, fresh, outta sight

Hey, check it out... I got this zorch new MP3 player.

by ranebo January 8, 2005

zorch

Electrical energy used as a teleporter for flemoids back to their own dimension. (from the DooM total converion Chex Quest)

Dameon sure zorched the hell out of that Flemoid! It only took 200 zorch charges!

by atariangamer July 1, 2008

Zorch

The act of swallowing the fart of another, through direct contact with their anus. Typically performed in a sexual context.

Allan consumed a large kale salad at lunch so David could zorch his farts in the evening.

by Big daddi dog April 8, 2022