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Sent to Earth by the Almighty Tallest to conquer and destroy. He is "assisted" by his robot slave GIR and is annoyed by the earth boy Dib. Zim is unnecessarily loud all the time, but is extremely funny in his ever-failing attempts to destroy all human life.
Zim-"MY TALLEST! MY TALLEST! MY TALLEST!(repeated repeatedly)"
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Almighty Tallest Red-"I was curious to see when you would shut up on your own. But it's been THREE hours, Zim! THREE HOURS!!!"
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Almighty Tallest Red-"I was curious to see when you would shut up on your own. But it's been THREE hours, Zim! THREE HOURS!!!"
Zim by Lauren Keehner July 16, 2008
Zim
The best alien ever. Zim is green with red eyes and antenna. He is from the planet Irk, who are trying to take over the universe with operation Impending Doom 2. Zim messed up Impending Doom 1 by attacking his own planet. He was banished to FoodCourtia, a planet that was turned into a food court. Zim found out about the assigning, he went to Irk to be given a planet. To get rid of him, the Almighty Tallest sent him to a random planet. When Zim found Earth, he thought that was the mystery planet. The Almighty Tallest didn't want to waste a robot on him, so they made a robot out of scrap parts. It actually worked and was named GIR. Zim is not stupid or absent minded, he just has trouble keeping his priorities straight. He to focuses on the little things. Because Zim is short, he disguised himself as a kid and went to Skool. The only one who knows and cares that Zim is an alien is Dib, who is obsessed with the paranormal. When Zim is around the city, he disguises himself as a hobo. When someone proves him wrong, he yells YOUR LYING! or LIES! He can't eat Earth food either. Beans make his head expand, meat and BBQ sauce burns, and water burns. In the episode Zim Eats Waffles, he could eat the waffles GIR made because they were made with Irken ingredients, it just wasn't said on the show. Zim also tends to randomly say I'M NORMAL! or I LOVE EARTH! at the end of some sentences.
But, invader's blood marches through my veins! Like giant radioactive rubber pants! The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!
full of goo. Mission goo!
No. You lie! You LIE!!!
Yes. Oh, I will bring my parents. And they shall be the greatest, most parental parent ever!
Wait a minute... I'm blind!
My squeedily spooch!
Why am I so amazing?
This rain... is it poisonous?
You! Obey the fist!
The Earth is safe! I did it, GIR! Now let's go destroy it!
GIR, what are you doing?! Put me down, GIR! Ah! Stop! Ow! My organ!
Great jumpin' chili bean!
More piggies, GIR! I demand more piggies!
MY BUSINESS IS DONE.
But I chose this particular wormhole especially for the occasion. You see, at the end of this wormhole lies... a ROOM... with a MOOSE!
I knew it! Earth babies come from space!
Good question…but I don't care!
As soon as my skeleton stops being broken, I'm going to destroy you, Dib.
I love Earth!
Who did this? Who threw this pork-cow at me?
I AM ZIM!
YOUR AFTER MY ROBOT BEE!
The Earth is mine to devastate! And I already promised the moon to GIR.
AAHH! The hideous mutant squid has escaped again and has created an army of cyborg zombie soldiers to do its evil bidding!
The Dib! The Dib! I don't care how delicious he is, he's evil!
full of goo. Mission goo!
No. You lie! You LIE!!!
Yes. Oh, I will bring my parents. And they shall be the greatest, most parental parent ever!
Wait a minute... I'm blind!
My squeedily spooch!
Why am I so amazing?
This rain... is it poisonous?
You! Obey the fist!
The Earth is safe! I did it, GIR! Now let's go destroy it!
GIR, what are you doing?! Put me down, GIR! Ah! Stop! Ow! My organ!
Great jumpin' chili bean!
More piggies, GIR! I demand more piggies!
MY BUSINESS IS DONE.
But I chose this particular wormhole especially for the occasion. You see, at the end of this wormhole lies... a ROOM... with a MOOSE!
I knew it! Earth babies come from space!
Good question…but I don't care!
As soon as my skeleton stops being broken, I'm going to destroy you, Dib.
I love Earth!
Who did this? Who threw this pork-cow at me?
I AM ZIM!
YOUR AFTER MY ROBOT BEE!
The Earth is mine to devastate! And I already promised the moon to GIR.
AAHH! The hideous mutant squid has escaped again and has created an army of cyborg zombie soldiers to do its evil bidding!
The Dib! The Dib! I don't care how delicious he is, he's evil!
Zim by invader Jenna August 30, 2010
zim
adj. ridiculously grandiose and complex, doomed to failure, yet undeniably hillarious, usu. said of plans for world domination and the like