The state of being completely intoxicated whereas one or more of the below stated instances may occur: pissing one's pants and/or bed, spouting obsenities at inappropriate times and audiences, losing one's wallet/cell phone/car keys, istigating fights with persons larger than one's self, losing consciousness on unknown private property, drooling on one's self.
Dude, I was got so wesseled last night I got in a fight, lost everything in my pockets, went home with a fatty, and pissed my pants, and barely escaped this morning without her catching my real name. Man I was wesseled!
by Eddie Hoffman May 3, 2008
Get the wesseledmug. A wessel is an awesome person, that's just all around great and loved by many! Certain people who are uninformed of the definition, may use the word as an insult, which it clearly is not.
by khjgkhfawaked November 28, 2010
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Wow there's wessel!
by Randykalavan103 February 27, 2017
Get the Wesselmug. Get the Wesselmug. Wesseler, also known as the drunk stranger. Pleasuring yourself in the shower after some hand numbing, causing you to slip and fall, and vomit all over yourself.
by Ben765 July 20, 2016
Get the wesselermug. by ujunag April 29, 2008
Get the wesselsmug. Wessels are one of the sweetest, most genuine people you will ever meet. Always there for his friends, supportive, honest, and loyal. Wessels are most definitely your ride or die. They'll be there till the end. ❤❤❤
Man, I'm so glad I met a guy named Wessel, cause' he's amazing!
Wessel is my husband and were getting married soon!
Wessel is my husband and were getting married soon!
by Shattered Glass August 10, 2022
Get the Wesselmug.