weffer

Another word for just a person. The list can go on, homie, dawg, you name it. Weffer goes on that list.

Hey weffer whats up, I heard some wefferrette over there wants to talk to you.

by the original weffer March 8, 2004

Waffer's Wipe

To retreat to the restroom to wipe the ass after releasing a series of Musty Waffs to eliminate the feeling of a little loose stool and greasy between the cheeks.

Jerry dropped a few Musty Waffs in his cubicle at work. The third one felt a little wet and his ass cheeks felt greasy so he retreated to the restroom where he performed a Waffer's Wipe.

by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2015

Wiffery

A disease that flares up the night before or morning of an event that one wants to avoid. The sufferer can use Wiffery as an excuse to avoid unwanted activities.

Wiffery has varying levels of severeness, starting at Mild Wiffery, all the way up to Fatal Wiffery.

The first sign of upcoming Wiffery are wiffles.

Hey mate, can't make it to the quilting fair today, come down with a case of Mild Wiffery.

Maths test tomorrow, I think I'm coming down with a case of severe Wiffery.

by darcyf1 May 18, 2011

Wifferdick

Verb; an intense sexual act!

A word that indicates that something bad will or has

happened. Another way of saying screwed "that guy just

got wifferdicked"

Another word for u-turn

Crap! Missed my turn, I will just make a quick Wifferdick!

I will blow her mind tonight with my Wifferdick.

by Bluntbeauty July 7, 2015

webferret

Annoying douchebag troll on Wickedfire who never actually posts useful information.

Instead, he posts useless stuff that is happening at Warrior Forum, and is obsessed with, and idolizes, Keith Kogane and Steven Wagenheim.

Hey guys, webfaggot..err webferret made another useless post about Keith Kogane and Steve Wagenheim that nobody cares about. Somebody should ban him.

by 4ChanAnonymous-2 April 2, 2009

waffer

bad, poor, sub-standard

That band was complete waffer.

by Anonymous June 5, 2003

welfera

Spanish for women who go on welfare to pay for almost everything. They are usually fat, have 6 kids, and refuse to do more work than laying on their back to get money for rent. They are also ugly as shit and look like short native americans. They fuck the government over and cause taxes to rise.

That welfera bitch across the street needs to stop poppin' out kids. I'm surprised anyone would even hit that ugly disgusting indian-looking sack of shit.

by osv May 14, 2008