waiver day

A day that has the power to cancel school and nobody really knows or cares why.

Guy #1: Did we have to finish that assignment for tomorrow?
Guy #2: No school tomorrow, it's waiver day.
Guy #1: what's that?
Guy #2: who cares.

by Confidante February 12, 2015

Waiver-wire Pickup

An attractive or "cute" girl, most likely a 6 or 7 out of 10, who is just above the cutoff of no hookup potential and initially below relationship or multiple hookup potential. If she performs well, her chances of sticking around dramatically increase. Similar to a fantasy football player you pick up to replace a poorly performing, injured, or bye-week player.

Hey man, let's hit the bars to see if we can find a Waiver-wire pickup.

Yea, after breaking up with my girlfriend last week, I'm honestly only looking for a Waiver-wire pickup
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by Fantasyguru2 November 7, 2010

Waiver Wire Whore

One who picks up other Managers' backups off of the waiver wire in fantasy sports leagues, thus essentially fucking the other manager. The term was made famous back in 2001 when Non Solo picked up Dominic Rhodes, backup to Edgerrin James of the Indianapolis Colts in an attempt to fuck James' owner, the fabled Vinny Marlins organization.

Non Solo is such a waiver wire whore, he never drafts a good team.

by Vinny Marlin February 20, 2009

Waiver Rat

a fantasy team manager who builds their team by frequently scouring the waiver wire to pick up breakout players and sleepers before their opponents.

I can't believe that waiver rat was up late and already swooped up Brandon Lloyd and Peyton Hillis.

by Octoberist October 11, 2011

waiver meat

Meat that lived such a green, organic, happy life that it might as well have signed a waiver allowing respectful hippie famrers to kill it (humanely) for our consumption. For the responsible carnivore.

Kira mainly sticks to vegan fare, but now and then she will indulge in a waiver steak.

Have you tried the steak at Whole Foods? It's all waiver meat.

by Schel Reyes July 6, 2007

waiver warrior

A person who tries (unsuccesfully) to bully you into signing their illegitimate, "legal" documents!

"I'm a waiver warrior, sign this!"

"You're going to sign my waiver, and you're going to sign my waiver! Everybooooooody is going to sign my waaaaaaiver!"

by goofh8r April 2, 2019

Waiver wire nigga

A fantasy sports player who always drafts a bad team and then spends all season dropping and picking up numerous no name players with the hope that one of them might become good.

Bro, Josh made 5 waiver moves this week. He's a total waiver wire nigga

by Greaseman420 November 13, 2019